Is Jon Sears’ Face Shrinking?

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Too big chins, and too many of them
 
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Funnelnut Sears leads with the hawk game, then goes into the Spencer Lee story, never mind that #1 and #8 teams in basketball were playing 30 miles up the road.

His face is shrinking as his hair seems longer.
 
Xi's head is getting bigger....growth hormone. It's bigger than Ted Kennedy's head was. It is no longer a head, but a container to carry a head in. It's freaking huge. some wierd schitt going on with that.
 
Is there a way to pin/favorite this thread? Every time there's an update I'm hoping for some breaking news/insight.
 
Classy stuff here all. Well done.
Meh. I'm not a Hassel fan either. If they want to be taken seriously, they need to be impartial. Not saying they can't be a fan, but they can't be one-sided in their reporting. And for the record, Hassel's anti-Nebraska shtick is dumb too. They can be fans off camera.
 
Bumping this to coincide with the new thread that popped up:

Any updates on his condition? Is WHO13 using some kind of Snapchat filter on their broadcast? The face seems to be getting sucked in to some kind black hole at the back of his head.
 
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So he's depressed, maybe? Not shrinking needs a shrink!!!
It's called Aging Irish Genes Syndrome. Terrible and debilitating disease. Never took off with its acronym being so close to another more well known disease.
 
Im telling you, it’s definitely shrinking or it’s getting sucked in. Something is wrong here. These are times I wish ISU was a medical school instead of an engineering school. I really appreciate people being able to tell me about the ins and outs of the 30/35 flyover, but this is a pressing matter and need answers.
It's this. Sears's face will degenerate over time to look virtually like an anus. At that point the circle will be complete and while engaging with Mr. Sears you will be talking literally to an a&&hole.
 
It's this. Sears's face will degenerate over time to look virtually like an anus. At that point the circle will be complete and while engaging with Mr. Sears you will be talking literally to an a&&hole.
He can be the poster boy for the Urban Dictionary for Hawkeye.
 

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