Random Thoughts 15: Crystal Clear 2021 Edition

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Dang it the cantaloupe I picked is less than stellar, crunchy and not much flavor. Oh well can't pick winners all the time.
Is there a trick to cantaloupe picking beyond smelling the top of it?
 
The neighbor boy across the street is touring ISU today. If he decides to attend he'll be my favorite son. My daughter's friend that goes to ISU is my favorite daughter. The younger daughter still has a chance to move up into a tie for #1.
Is she starting to look at schools yet? If so, how does she feel about liberal arts schools and bagpipes?

Edit: and/or jumping and the song build me up buttercup
 
Is she starting to look at schools yet? If so, how does she feel about liberal arts schools and bagpipes?

Edit: and/or jumping and the song build me up buttercup
She's only starting her Sophomore year so not really looking yet. She'll be looking at some sort of school that combines a strong art or fashion program with a good business program. Maybe kilts were be her thing.
 
My child peed on another child at daycare today. On purpose. Then purposely peed on the bathroom floor tonight while DH turned his back. Tell me it gets better and my toddler won't end up on a list.
Was the other kid in the bathroom? Or did he walk up during recess or arts and crafts, whip it out and exact his perceived revenge.
 
My child peed on another child at daycare today. On purpose. Then purposely peed on the bathroom floor tonight while DH turned his back. Tell me it gets better and my toddler won't end up on a list.

Oh, lordy, he's weaponized peeing. Little ***** have weewee pressure most of us old guys lost years ago. But they can't aim worth a damn if the pee on the shower door was any indication after grand nephews were here a couple years ago. Was not expected that!
 
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My child peed on another child at daycare today. On purpose. Then purposely peed on the bathroom floor tonight while DH turned his back. Tell me it gets better and my toddler won't end up on a list.

Think it was @Al_4_State that told the story about his nephew peeing on a kid at the school playground. Just don't turn your back on him, or he'll pee on you probably. :p
 
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Knew a guy who would get himself drunk so if they called him to go in he couldn’t anyhow. It actually worked.

Unluckily when I was living in Wi during the town fair there was a accident call the F.D. responded and the Fire truck driver got popped for OWI by the highway patrol
 
Oh, lordy, he's weaponized peeing. Little ***** have weewee pressure most of us old guys lost years ago. But they can't aim worth a damn if the pee on the shower door was any indication after grand nephews were here a couple years ago. Was not expected that!


I shall blame DH. There was a nasty af port a potty as the only option at our arboretum walk last weekend so DH taught him how to stand. I believe this is the beginning of our problems.

Also, I went back to that port a potty later on and a very burly motorcycle guy with a Dubuque jacket walked out ahead of me and had been in there a long time so I knew exactly what he was doing (saw them park there earlier while walking) and I debated going in then did and had much regret. The potty was already near full and I kid you not there was brown liquid seeping all over the floor and the back of the potty was full covered which DH says was not the case when he set up our child for a lifetime of delinquency. I held it til we stopped for ice cream. But anyway, it's DH's fault and I've moved from rum to tequila on Thursdays.
 
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