THE At-Home Tailgate Thread

[motorcy90]

Tell her it’s as necessary as Air. It’s not a light burden to carry but clone fans just have to do it.

last year she did have me because the kiddo takes naps at noon.. she doesn't understand sports fans at all.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I'm in Virginia Village east of Colorado Blvd. Hit me up @cyrocksmypants and @BWRhasnoAC can vouch that I'm much more normal in person. Although I was super sedated when I rafted with @BWRhasnoAC

He’s not bad, just maybe cut him off after 8 beers.

 

[JM4CY]

last year she did have me because the kiddo takes naps at noon.. she doesn't understand sports fans at all.

They never do

 

[Doc]

He’s not bad, just maybe cut him off after 8 beers.

after a sixer I turn into primal man mode and just pull my penis out randomly and want to fight everything that moves.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

after a sixer I turn into primal man mode and just pull my penis out randomly and want to fight everything that moves.

The way you wrote that makes me think you’re trying to hide that it’s your penis you try to fight things with.

 

[Doc]

The way you wrote that makes me think you’re trying to hide that it’s your penis you try to fight things with.

Oh, my penis is quite, to use a word, healthy. I've won numerous arguments just by pulling it out.

 

[SCyclone]

I'm thinking seafood boil for the Louisiana game.

Don't forget the crawdads! Gotta suck the brains out!

 

[SCyclone]

If anybody is really desperate make the drive out to Denver. I have a trashy inflatable hot tub, an outdoor tv, and a floatie for my bong.

And the smoke from all the fires makes for beautiful sunsets.

.......and an award-winning penis.

 

[CoachHines3]

Sleep in, maybe bate, then plenty of beer and smoked meats.

wait, only maybe?

 

[CoachHines3]

If anybody is really desperate make the drive out to Denver. I have a trashy inflatable hot tub, an outdoor tv, and a floatie for my bong.

And the smoke from all the fires makes for beautiful sunsets.

coach h will be in denver for the first game. where is a good spot to watch ya think?

 

[Cydkar]

I'll be at an outdoor bar eating nachos and pizza. A drinking beer, of course.

 

[Doc]

coach h will be in denver for the first game. where is a good spot to watch ya think?

Depends on where you're staying, but I like Inga's Alpine Tavern. For the crowd, not for the food.

 

[Cardinal and Gold]

coach h will be in denver for the first game. where is a good spot to watch ya think?

If your in downtown go to The Viewhouse. It's right next to Coors Field and you can sit on the rooftop (about 4 stories up) and get a good view of the area. Food is just standard sports bar stuff, but they do have a decent selection of beer on tap. Market/Blake street to 16th Street Mall have a lot of fun stuff to do. But idk if you're downtown or not.

 

[dmclone]

So sad to open timehop this morning and see a great tailgate from 9 years ago. It either had to be a UNI or Iowa game and it was raining. This makes me miss tailgating so much. Also my 30's

 

[CoachHines3]

Depends on where you're staying, but I like Inga's Alpine Tavern. For the crowd, not for the food.

If your in downtown go to The Viewhouse. It's right next to Coors Field and you can sit on the rooftop (about 4 stories up) and get a good view of the area. Food is just standard sports bar stuff, but they do have a decent selection of beer on tap. Market/Blake street to 16th Street Mall have a lot of fun stuff to do. But idk if you're downtown or not.

ill be up in the boulder area for a wedding on Friday.

open to driving down into Denver, though for the game.

 

[Cardinal and Gold]

Yeah, I try to avoid Boulder, so I'm not much help there. You could probably find a fine tofu/flax seed/quinoa restaurant, I kid I kid (but seriously). If you're in Lafayette/Longmont, I would recommend heading to Denver or come on up to Fort Collins for the day and go to a brewery. Game watches used to be at Prost Brewery, idk if they are anymore. I like the 10 o'clock kickoffs because you can have a brunch tailgating with game time lunch/appetizers. You may have to try an over hyped Denver omelette.

 

[ForbinsAscynt]

I’m really loving the idea of a crawfish boil for the Ragin’ Cajuns. Who stocks crawdads in Iowa? I don’t recall seeing them at Hyvee

 

[Jayshellberg]

Inflatable hot tub?? Never heard of those.

And what is a bong?

 

[CyclonesRock]

I was just linking to the products on Amazon if anyone is interested.

I like it, although my door is 8' tall and it doesn't appear to come in that size.

 

[NWICY]

Depends on where you're staying, but I like Inga's Alpine Tavern. For the crowd, not for the food.

The ladies are agreeable?