***The Ranch - Mafia***
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Y’see, I’ve been doin’ a little work on the Ranch the last few days. Been real busy.
It all started a few days ago when all us cowboys got together. Well, y’see, some roughnecks went and hamshackled poor Abby. In the night! Those yellow-bellied outlaws didn’t even have the guts to do their business in the light o’ the sun.
But it was’n fer nothin’ poor Abby died. See while those cowardly desperados were busy doin’ their business, I was havin’ a chat with our good Mr. Mayor. I says, “Good Mr. Mayor, I got a bad feelin’ about that chap Michael. Y’know who I’m talkin’ about?” Well the good Mr. Mayor, he turns right around and says, “Well that Michael feller, he’s an outlaw. He’s a law-yer hired by Mrs. Lisa Neumann t’do her dirty work.”
HOOOOO-EEEEEE! We got ourselves a cattle rustler, I thought t’ myself. I knew the next day I’d be gettin’ that dirty rotten scoundrel. But after a restful night’f shut-eye, I thought twice ‘bout that plan. I figgered it might be better just to follow that cattle rustler to see where he went. So I laid low, keepin’ my hat tipped down and watchin’ what that Michael feller did. That night I boxed myself in at home nice and safe like t’make sure no cattle rustlers came lookin’ for numero uno.
Lemme tell y’all, layin’ low is not fer the faint hearted. I had a few of y’all cowboys pointin’ yer pistols at me here or there. An’ I just decided to let ya be. Lettin’ y’all be turned out to work real nice like. Y’see, on the third day of our little get-together here in Garrison, a little one-post pony dropped in to say howdy.
Now to most’f y’all, this might’ve seemed like a good cowboy doing due diligence on some thinkin’. But to me, it smelled worse than a cow’s rear after eatin’ a few too many bites of hay. Mr. SCNCY’s post felt a bit too ‘cific. Seemed to me it was them cattle rustlers had taken a gander at me an’ learned I’m a Bennett.
So last night, while those outlaws were off pillagin’ and whatnot, I turned to our good Mr. Mayor again. I says, “Now Mr. Mayor, what d’ya think about that Mr. SCNCY?” And y’know what he says? Mr. Mayor says, “Well Mr. Psy, that Mr. SCNCY ain’t a Mister at all. That there is a Miss. And not just any Miss, no sir. That there is Miss Lisa Neumann, head of the roughnecks.”
HOOOOOO-EEEEEE! We got ourselves a cattle rustlin’ head honcho! Let’s get our lynchin’ torches ready and git goin’! At least, that’s what I told m’self we’d do in the morn’. But then I decided to wait jus’ a little longer. I wanted t’see if any of them cattle rustlers might make a mistake ‘r two this morning.
Well our ol’ pal Mr. SCNCY, he ‘cided to take another pop at ol’ Psy.
I figger he’s try’n to gain some traction on me. And, seein’ as how it’s getting’ later in the day here, I figgered it was time to let the bronco out o’ the paddock.
So let’s pour one out for our friend Farnsy. And let’s pour one out for JM. And for salty and Cyme and 2015 and Vikes.
An’ let’s git those mother@#$%ing cattle rustlers.
Hold up. Do we for sure want to kill SCNCY first?
The person who I passed the Trich to can pass it to SCNCY next (would be tomorrow night, I think...), delaying the mafia getting their instakill and allowing @PSYclone22 at least one more night of investigations.
Once the mafia gets that instakill, Psy is dead.
The person who I passed the Trich to can pass it to SCNCY next (would be tomorrow night, I think...), delaying the mafia getting their instakill and allowing @PSYclone22 at least one more night of investigations.
Once the mafia gets that instakill, Psy is dead.
I realize that might also give the mafia one more night to recruit, but since there's been three night phases already, they might have already exhausted their recruitments...
If the trich is passed to "Lisa" that is an extra instakill for mafia. Which means they receive 2 instakills rather than just one.
