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Doc

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Was chatting with a lady on one of the dating apps. She couldn’t meet for drinks cause one of her boobs burst and she’s getting surgery to get it repaired today. I appreciated the honesty and told her I’d be thinking of her and her boobs today.
 

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Was chatting with a lady on one of the dating apps. She couldn’t meet for drinks cause one of her boobs burst and she’s getting surgery to get it repaired today. I appreciated the honesty and told her I’d be thinking of her and her boobs today.

So in reality Doc are you going to give her new boobs a chance or did you delete her?
 
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Was chatting with a lady on one of the dating apps. She couldn’t meet for drinks cause one of her boobs burst and she’s getting surgery to get it repaired today. I appreciated the honesty and told her I’d be thinking of her and her boobs today.

That would make for an exciting date....are they going to explode, or not? o_O
 

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Was chatting with a lady on one of the dating apps. She couldn’t meet for drinks cause one of her boobs burst and she’s getting surgery to get it repaired today. I appreciated the honesty and told her I’d be thinking of her and her boobs today.
Well, that's kind of an overshare...
 

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So in reality Doc are you going to give her new boobs a chance or did you delete her?

Sure. I like her honesty. Plus she’s a sales rep in the pot industry and said she’d show me how to do dabs (so complicated, they take like six parts/tools).
 
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Dating apps are quite something...being pretty tall I get a lot of taller women. One played college basketball at Utah when Clyburn was there and she was pretty much my height. She said Will was incredibly nice, which is always good to hear about our players.
Dating apps are the modern version of the personals in the newspaper. The Des Moines Register's was called "date maker". It's where I met my husband of now 25 years. :)
One of the guys I went out with a couple of times was a former lineman for the Bills. I asked why he hung it up after just one year (he wasn't starting, but he was in the rotation). He told me "because it hurt more than it did in college". Nice guy, but I met Lew & the rest was history.
 
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Sure. I like her honesty. Plus she’s a sales rep in the pot industry and said she’d show me how to do dabs (so complicated, they take like six parts/tools).

Can't you learn to do that on YouTube?
 

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You are kind of making an assumption that the breast(s) are enhanced rather than reconstructed. The only woman I have talked frankly with about her implants was a breast cancer survivor.

Former coworker had breast cancer, and due to the risk, she had a double mastectomy. She posted a pic on FB while at a country music concert with her wearing a shirt saying "Of course they're fake! My real ones tried to kill me!"

FYI, the reconstruction made her basically look "normal", not disproportionate.
 

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Staying in Kansas City. Drove across Missouri in rain snow and fog. The radar has shown snow north of St. Joe's the last few hours so decided to wait until it is at least daylight
 
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