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What do you call this one?
Being that we know his family pretty well we just call him by his first name and it's a pretty boring first name so I got nothing good. Being that his biggest passion in life seems to be riding bikes I guess I could call him Velo Jr. That would be more interesting.
 
Maybe, but I would bet that I have ingested far more "substances" than you have. Not that I'm bragging, or anything. :oops:
I think that's probably a safe bet. I'm not Sweet Polly Purebred or anything, but I didn't indulge much, mostly because I'm a control freak and don't like not being in control of my own actions/words.
 
Women age more gracefully than men.

Going to maybe disagree with that some depending on what you mean by "gracefully". Based on my observations of my peers they are crumbling into decrepitude at an equal pace. The only thing the gals have over us is that they live longer.
 
At home by myself for lunch. Checking up on CF and hear the toilet flush. Dog outside so that isn't it. I walk in and see the bowl filling up with water. I am confused.
 
At home by myself for lunch. Checking up on CF and hear the toilet flush. Dog outside so that isn't it. I walk in and see the bowl filling up with water. I am confused.

Weird cause ghosts don't poop.

Have you checked under the bed and in the closet for monsters? Are you even still with us?
 
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Weird cause ghosts don't poop.

Have you checked under the bed and in the closet for monsters? Are you even still with us?


I don't feel dead yet. I looked under the bed yesterday looking for the daughters basketball warm up. Closet? I got my sweatshirt out of it. We built this house so there aren't any murders that have occurred in here. Unless you count our youngest not feeding his fish and taking care of them like he should.
 
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Weird cause ghosts don't poop.

Have you checked under the bed and in the closet for monsters? Are you even still with us?
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At home by myself for lunch. Checking up on CF and hear the toilet flush. Dog outside so that isn't it. I walk in and see the bowl filling up with water. I am confused.
We had a toilet that was doing that occasionally. I had to adjust the amount of fill in the tank -- seemed to have fixed it.
 
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@CycloneErik - Being that you got your seminary degree at a religious school in Iowa and that Mike Leach invented the Air Raid offense at a religious school in Iowa, can you put the fact that you helped invent the Air Raid offense on your Curriculum Vitae?
 
@CycloneErik - Being that you got your seminary degree at a religious school in Iowa and that Mike Leach invented the Air Raid offense at a religious school in Iowa, can you put the fact that you helped invent the Air Raid offense on your Curriculum Vitae?

How do we know @CycloneErik isn't Mike Leach? The thread about Fred buying out Prohm's contract was Erik's idea to begin with. That has Mike Leach written all over it.
 
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