Life sucks ...

[Rickybaby]

Yes, we are bad this year. Yes, we will get creamed by OSU. Yes, I have dishnetwork. Yes, I have ESPN full court. Yes, the game is on.

But I can't watch it because we are having a winter snow storm here and the dish is out. Yes, I was outside throwing snowballs at the freaking dish trying to knock the snow off of it. Yes, I hit the dish a few times but it's hard to get at (good for asthetics but bad for throwing at it). Yes, it's only 6 inches of heavy wet snow and the dish should be working but its not. Life sucks.

 

[ISUFan22]

When you're able to clean the dish off, spray some pam on it. Do that once or twice each winter. That will help a ton.

I do that and we never have snow issues on our dish.

 

[ajjohnson]

When you're able to clean the dish off, spray some spam on it. Do that once or twice each winter. That will help a ton.

I do that and we never have snow issues on our dish.

Synthetic ham helps a dish get better reception? Would Oscar Meyer Bologna help if that is all I have?

 

[Cyfan322]

are you referring to spam or pam? i have never heard of spraying spam.

 

[crash_zone]

pam = snow falls off due to change in friction,
Bologna = the racoons knock it off as they eat it

am I close?

 

[joepublic]

Man plans, God laughs.

 

[ajjohnson]

When you're able to clean the dish off, spray some spam on it. Do that once or twice each winter. That will help a ton.

I do that and we never have snow issues on our dish.

Okay I wiped the spam all over my dish but I still am not getting good reception? Should I call Hormel or what?

 

[ISUAlum2002]

Okay I wiped the spam all over my dish but I still am not getting good reception? Should I call Hormel or what?

:laugh8kb: Hope your neighbors weren't watching...

 

[ISUFan22]

Eeek...sorry guys...I was on the phone and posting at the same time.

I meant to say...spray PAM on the dish. It honestly works.

 

[Rickybaby]

Thanks for the reply guys. Made me laugh even though I am out the game. There is another guy who posts here called LoboClone. Wonder if his dish is working ... maybe he had his spam filter installed properly. :biggrin9gp:

Anyone got a link for internet audio?

 

[Cyclone_Power]

Yes, I am sick and tired of watching Dook play on ESPN

What the hell...ESPN 2 is carrying the Poinsetta bowl? OMFG

 

[Wesley]

Now I have use for my SPAM in a can.

 

[cycloneworld]

I just saw this thread and it is pure GOLD. :laugh8kb:

It deserves a nomination for "Thread of the Year".

Best post in this thread:

pam = snow falls off due to change in friction,
Bologna = the racoons knock it off as they eat it

am I close?

I'm still laughing...:yes4lo:

 

[ISUFan22]

Can't we let this thing die? lol

 

[cycloneworld]

Can't we let this thing die? lol

By posting it you are just bumping it to the top again.

(Just like I did right now) :wink0st:

 

[wonkadog]

I think the raccoon comment is the topper here.

 

[CyinCo]

Send your Spam to Hawaii. Hawaii loves that stuff. Not joking.

 

[jparker22]

There is no snow in Hawaii, I do not understand why they like SPAM.
Do they have raccoons there?

 

[cycloneworld]

There is no snow in Hawaii, I do not understand why they like SPAM.
Do they have raccoons there?

They must...everyone knows that raccoons absolutely love the processed meat.

 

[ISUFan22]

Ya'll are getting spam...err....coal in your stalkings. You do realize this...right? :wink0st: