Poop Knife (from Reddit)

[Gunnerclone]

I was on a no carb diet and ate only cheese for three days straight. Had a poo the size of one those nerf footballs from back in the day with grooves cut out for better spirals. Poop stick saved the day.

 

[baller21]

I was on a no carb diet and ate only cheese for three days straight. Had a poo the size of one those nerf footballs from back in the day with grooves cut out for better spirals. Poop stick saved the day.

Sounds like a good 8 1/2 courics. Well done.

 

[knowlesjam]

My brother in law works in the Central Iowa home building business along with HVAC...had a customer once ask for bigger pipes leading from the master bath down to the main drain...said he needed it just in case. Maybe he was a fan of Gunnerclone's cheese poo-nami diet.

 

[Farnsworth]

Next year's hottest Christmas gift, personalized embossed poop knives.

 

[MeanDean]

Just noticed I had an alert from the original post of this thread. A dislike.

Was I wrong when I laughed? The person giving me the thumbs down user name is "brownie".

 

[cyhiphopp]

Just noticed I had an alert from the original post of this thread. A dislike.

Was I wrong when I laughed? The person giving me the thumbs down user name is "brownie".

Welp, it's a thread about gutting "brownie's" with a KNIFE!

 

[Doc]

Welp, it's a thread about gutting "brownie's" with a KNIFE!

Somebody on reddit killed his brother disrupting the long-held truce between humans and their poops.

 

[ISU22CY]

That site about made my ad blocker top out! Jeebus 52 blocked ads

 

[CloneGuy8]

I know exactly what that thread is without opening it, because I've used a knife before too.

 

[Cydar]

 

[nfrine]

I heard the constipated accountant worked it out with a pencil.

 

[dirtyninety]

honey boo boo gag gif is worth this all alone.

 

[urb1]

The corner of a wire hanger has been known to do the trick. Speaking for a friend.

 

[Farnsworth]

TIL my biggest poops are not as big as others. Well mine have length, not massive pipe clogging girth.

 

[knowlesjam]

Just noticed I had an alert from the original post of this thread. A dislike.

Was I wrong when I laughed? The person giving me the thumbs down user name is "brownie".

Reminds me of the Cleveland Browns making the Super Bowl joke...the only bowl the current Browns are making is the porcelain throne.

 

[knowlesjam]

TIL my biggest poops are not as big as others. Well mine have length, not massive pipe clogging girth.

We only have one Girther.

 

[IceCyIce]

I did not witness this but do have second hand info from the first hand source. During a softball tournament there was a log explained to be a minimum of 14" long and 3" in diameter that wouldn't flush. first hand source confirmed she used a knife to cut it into thirds.

 

[Bret44]

I love these kinds of threads on Reddit where someone posts something they grew up thinking was normal behavior and it isn't until they're an adult that they realize it's actually really ****** up.

Like standing up to wipe...

 

[cmjh10]

Reason number 653182025 why Reddit is weird and should be avoided.

 

[Cybyassociation]

Like standing up to wipe...

I was thinking more along the lines of the thread about guys not wiping between their cheeks.