Bell choir rehearsal tonight. Director & his wife (one of the other ringers) have a young daughter, about 2-1/2 years old. No child care at the church, so mom plays bells at the end of one of the two rows of tables, and daughter plays with her toys & books on the floor next to her. She's a little angel.
We were stopped, talking about a problem spot, and director says "okay, on the count of three..." From down below the end of the table in a gravelly little voice we hear "onnnnnne, twooooooo, threeeeeeee". We all completely lost it. When the director was done laughing, he raised the baton & held up one finger, then two, then three.
I was G4 and A4 when I played. I still could do it now, but only if the notes were marked.