Friday OT #2 - That's Not A Thing

Our three-year-old calls it a "han-gu-ber," and we can't find it in us to correct him because it's freaking adorable.

But he's three.

When my son was that age he would get super excited when mom made Sky-yetti (spaghetti). He's six now and I still call it sky-yetti.
 
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I have a coworker who says "with all intensive purpose" and "mind bottling". It has become a running joke when he's not around.
 
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"we was wondering...."
"was you going to...."
"they was just thinking about..."

I cringe when I hear these...and the further west you go on I-80, the more you hear it.
 
I read a book once when I was a little kid and it was the first time I saw the word colonel in print. Needless to say I read that word throughout the whole book as "cola nel"

Reminded me of putting together my first model. Besides not realizing you had to remove the individual parts from the molded framework (I really had never seen anyone put together a plastic model) - I read the word chassis and imagined it was pronounced 'chass-a-siss.'
 
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I left Texas many many moons ago. Most of the time I don't sound particularly Texan anymore, but when we go down to visit I fall right back into the cadence, and PapaLew says "I don't even know you". And according to my Iowa friends, they can tell when I'm tired, because when I'm tired, ah'm tarred.

And it took years for me to get him to stop "unthawing" the food he takes from the freezer.

Food in the freezer is the opposite of thawed, which would be unthawed. Why is he taking it out of the freezer?
 
Since it's football season, I'll go with: instead of "offensive and defensive" many people say "offensa and defensa." As in: "Iowa State's defensa line has looked really good" Kirk Herbstreit says it that way every time.
 
When I was a youngster, I read a lot of books. I learned a lot of words just from context. Too bad nobody was reading it to me.

My parents about fell out of their chairs the first time I said "inevitable." I pronounced it in-ee-VITT-uh-bull.