I'm less concerned about the clothes the kids are wearing these days and more concerned about the music. Now bear with me while I go through my long and convoluted, yet accurate theory.
There seems to be a complete lack of popular rock music these days. Because of this, as the kids get older, their loss of hearing is going to be only in the lower-frequency wavelengths. Back in my day, the screaming guitars caused a loss of hearing in the upper-middle wavelengths. This also coincides with the frequency of your typical wife's voice. If future men are unable to properly utilize selective hearing and can hear and listen to everything their wive's say, I foresee great problems with the future of our gender.
Men's brains will become overloaded at an early age, possibly bringing about the early onset of dementia. Also, I don't even want to think about the effects of this on future man's mental health. Too much information about baby clothes, paint colors and menstrual cycles is damaging to the male psyche.
Conversely, as girls lose hearing in the lower-frequency wavelengths, they'll be less likely to hear guy talk about things like sports and drinking beer. This brings fewer kickball updates and less sex.
I implore you all, for the future of the human race, to focus on what's important, "The very survival of the human race". We need fewer politicians talking about things like income disparity, curing disease, economic growth and peace. We need more politicians talking about the future. This will involve designing superior cucumbers and turkey basters. If rock dies, so does the human race if our leaders can't set aside their differences and focus on what's really important.
Cause cool kids.
