Random Thoughts VIII: The Ocho

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My house/hotel finally has a vacancy again. Love my family, but having my house back is pretty nice too.

I was able to win the restaurant bill joust with my dad Saturday night and pay for the meal. Then, as I went into the spare bedroom to strip the bed, I found out that he left money on the dresser. :mad:

Friggin old people
 
I keep finding tiny bits of glitter on my arms and face, even after washing them repeatedly. I don't smell like cotton candy and shame, so I'm relatively sure it had something to do with the birthday party my daughter went to yesterday.
 
My house/hotel finally has a vacancy again. Love my family, but having my house back is pretty nice too.

I was able to win the restaurant bill joust with my dad Saturday night and pay for the meal. Then, as I went into the spare bedroom to strip the bed, I found out that he left money on the dresser. :mad:

Friggin old people
:D
 
I keep finding tiny bits of glitter on my arms and face, even after washing them repeatedly. I don't smell like cotton candy and shame, so I'm relatively sure it had something to do with the birthday party my daughter went to yesterday.
Glitter has a half life of about 27,000 years. You're wasting your time.
 
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Of the fruit candy section I would also go Starburst as a close second to skittles. Other 3 options smarties, sourpatch kids, and nerds I'm not a fan of.
 
I keep finding tiny bits of glitter on my arms and face, even after washing them repeatedly. I don't smell like cotton candy and shame, so I'm relatively sure it had something to do with the birthday party my daughter went to yesterday.
Glitter has a half life of about 27,000 years. You're wasting your time.

This morning, Mrs. Cooler pulled a piece of the glitter off my arm and goes, "What's going on here?"

I responded by pulling a dollar out of my pocket and putting it down her shirt.

She punched me, but she kept the dollar.
 
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This morning, Mrs. Cooler pulled a piece of the glitter off my arm and goes, "What's going on here?"

I responded by pulling a dollar out of my pocket and putting it down her shirt.

She punched me, but she kept the dollar.
...aaaaand once again...I REALLY like your wife. :D
 
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This morning, Mrs. Cooler pulled a piece of the glitter off my arm and goes, "What's going on here?"

I responded by pulling a dollar out of my pocket and putting it down her shirt.

She punched me, but she kept the dollar.


Because you DONT touch the dancers!!! You let them take it from you. Know your shaker etiquette.
 
This morning, Mrs. Cooler pulled a piece of the glitter off my arm and goes, "What's going on here?"

I responded by pulling a dollar out of my pocket and putting it down her shirt.

She punched me, but she kept the dollar.
I see this a proof that your wife's kinder than a stripper. If you had a stripper at home, she'd hit you in the head with a blunt object and steal your whole wallet.

In summary:

Mrs. Cooler >>>>>>> Stripper
 
Proof I have no life. This morning's emails: Target, Washington Post, Schwab, Erik's Bike Shop, ISU Museum, Travelocity, MPR, Target (again), Viking River Cruises, Amazon, and Shop Houzz. Plus one dumped in junk on autoblock from this **** RE agent that I asked a question of. He never answered the question, just started sending me crap on an almost daily basis.

I don't have a bike shop. That one might not be legit.
 
anyone else get annoyed with articles claiming someone DESTROYED or ENDED or CRUSHED someone else' argument?

You're probably okay as long as they don't go all ...........

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I saw the most bro thing ever yesterday. Guy was wearing white sunglasses, had spiked hair, a fake bake, a tribal arm band and was driving a yellow corvette convertible.

It. Was. Glorious.

I had my windows rolled up, but I could only imagine he was listening to Limp Bizkit.
 
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