At least he should add some snow to that palm tree.I vote to keep it cause cool.
Random Thoughts VIII: The Ocho
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went out for drinks with coworkers last night and we got to talking about poorly timed weddings. One said her relative had a sunrise ceremony at 6:30AM.
I was like there is no one I love enough in this world to go to a 6:30am wedding.
Stay up late and go to it still lit and crash afterwards. Figuring this was a small beach type wedding.
All day reception? You could be dancing to YMCA by 10:00 am.
So my SIL and BIL are selling the dogs they never should have gotten. She also quit working for my wife at the daycare and got another job which was the best for both parties. Then this weekend my MIL starts asking my wife if the sister could come back to the daycare because after one week she does not like her new job because she is on her feet all day. Nevermind the fact that she hasn't started what she was hired for. My wife said no. So now she is advertising on Facebook that she is going to open a daycare out of her apartment. We are mostly like whatever it is your own damn life. Then last night MIL goes and takes her to buy toys and stuff for said daycare so MIL could pay for them. Oh and she has no ******* idea how to run a business and we know for a fact that they will not and have not paid quarterly taxes. I can't wait to see their faces when I tell them that I need their SSN so I can report to the IRS what we have paid them.
That sounds terrible but if that's what you want ours to be, I'll make some sacrifices
Okay, there's a girl out there with serious suction power...
I probably shouldn't laugh about it, but it's just so damn bizarre.
http://fox59.com/2016/08/30/17-year-old-dies-from-stroke-caused-by-hickey/
I probably shouldn't laugh about it, but it's just so damn bizarre.
http://fox59.com/2016/08/30/17-year-old-dies-from-stroke-caused-by-hickey/
coworker was mostly annoyed that they said "ceremony followed by brunch" she's like the hell that's brunch, 7am it's breakfast.
And not a beach wedding, just wanted the sunrise or something. Someone else said they'd have probably just partied all night and stayed up too.
Oh no. She's a one man kind of woman. This will be after DH gets fish knifed. Then you'll be the one to get there and listen to all of her long, confusing stories, get to deal with her boner killing bedroom antics, get to do all of the never-ending yardwork, it'll be great, you'll love it for sure.
Don't forget painting.
The four pillars of any successful marriage are long, confusing stories; boner killing antics (doesn't work); never-ending yardwork and painting.
That's just mean to all your guests. It wouldn't be bad if it was you, the officiant, and enough witnesses to make it legal, but anything more than that is just bad imo.
That would be such an embarrassing way to go.
*ahem* Are you forgetting the "purse holding" duties?
SUCCESS IS MINE!!!
Probably a stupid thing to be happy about, but that was one of the biggest intramural transfers I've done...they're usually only 15-20 lines.
I actually embrace the purse holding duties.*ahem* Are you forgetting the "purse holding" duties?
So does PapaLew. He figures it keeps him from having to back track when we're halfway home to retrieve it from under wherever I was sitting.
So does PapaLew. He figures it keeps him from having to back track when we're halfway home to retrieve it from under wherever I was sitting.
Favorite older couple: He's gone now (RIP). Whenever she asked him to hold her purse he always answered, "I can't - it doesn't go with my shoes!" He was 5' 11" 245# former college football player. Always got a laugh...
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