Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

[CyArob]

I think I figured out what the noise coming from upstairs was. Garbage disposal. Sounds like an industrial machine.

For the dead bodies

 

[cstrunk]

For the dead bodies

Could that be what that smell is!?

 

[cmjh10]

#academicexcellenceschool?

Nobody cares about academics.

 

[mctallerton]

Nobody cares about academics.

Well at least not as much as halftime shows.

 

[RING4CY]

Idk what it is about brunettes but 7 of 8 girlfriends have been brunettes. Everyone likes blondes but not me

Coincidentally, every girl I ever seriously dated (seven) all of their first names ended with the letter "y".

The wife was blonde while we dated until she dyed her hair red one day, and she hasn't gone back since.

 

[CycloneErik]

Nobody cares about academics.

You sound like an athlete.

 

[stormchaser2014]

It'll be worse if we lose

Super Sized?

 

[isulive2train]

You sound like an athlete.

Take it back.

 

[cstrunk]

I just found out from my ex that she has cancer, having surgery on Monday. She's 23.

 

[CycloneErik]

Take it back.

Prove me wrong!

 

[isulive2train]

Prove me wrong!

Melvin Ejim.

 

[CoKane]

That Subway commercial is the dumbest thing Ive ever seen

 

[CycloneErik]

I just found out from my ex that she has cancer, having surgery on Monday. She's 23.

Best man at my wedding just had surgery yesterday for liver cancer. Out of all the predictors (like drinking, smoking, obesity, etc), only genetics looks like the fit. Healthy guy now wondering how long he has here.

 

[CycloneErik]

Melvin Ejim.

I also would have accepted Grant Rohach.

Unfortunately, that's been about it to date.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Wore the same ISU tie and socks for OU, KU and KSU. Socks were dirty for Baylor. Forgot to wear them for WVU. Wore them again today.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I think Miss Z-Accountability has a side job writing for fortune cookie makers.

We had take out Chinese for dinner last night, just opened my cookie today.

"Your health is important. Eat your vegetables!"

Seriously?????

Whatever happened to lots of money & stuff like that?

 

[RING4CY]

Melvin Ejim.

Not a valid example. He was a History major.

 

[mctallerton]

I hate it when I find a thread that will just be comedic gold, hit refresh, and it is no longer there. C'mon mods let us have some fun first.

 

[isulive2train]

Not a valid example. He was a History major.

And his career was historic.

 

[cowgirl836]

got some cat or dog tracks through the yard today. Not quite sure. There were some stray seeming cats last fall so I wonder if that is them.