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Chaser, CS and anyone else that is interested. Here is a still Bryce has from his videos last night.
Check out @stormchasrbryce's Tweet: https://twitter.com/stormchasrbryce/status/666752590097416192?s=09
Check out @stormchasrbryce's Tweet: https://twitter.com/stormchasrbryce/status/666752590097416192?s=09
He does seem to be keenly interested in pants' sex life.
(Too soon?....probably too soon)
That just shows a lack of basic sexual knowledge since they think you can get pregnant from a bj. I feel sorry for them.
An old joke from dad's playboys that I didn't understand until much later....
Son: So...the sperm goes in mom's belly and fertilizes the egg, and the baby grows?
Dad: Yes, son
Son: but, how does the sperm get in mom's belly...does she swallow it?
Dad: If she wants that new cocktail dress, she does.
Sister's high school team playing their opener right now. They blew an 11 point lead against a supposedly terrible team.
I make a damn good chicken alfredo (with manufactured alfredo mix, just add water, milk, and margarine!)!
11 point lead in a girl's game is like a 40 point lead in a men's game.
So at this work meeting...there's like 50 people in this auditorium from all over the country. A woman sits at the back and is one of those "want to be seen here, but way too important to actually participate" so she is on her laptop the whole time. But laptops use power, so she snakes her cord across the floor. But people are tripping over it, so she puts a chair blocking the walkway so people go around.....except, it's one of 3 paths to the exit, so now everyone else has to walk around. I just walked right thru and bumped the chair out of the way.
It was kind of funny to watch the people who were there just for posturing and 'networking' versus the people who were there as resources or to actually learn things. I get along pretty well with the people who were presenting, so a few of them referenced me or my folks in their talks. Meanwhile, the posture-ers were trying to be relevant by asking dumb questions. Like...if you worked at Ford, and someone was giving a presentation to a bunch of engineers on a new metallurgy that improved clutch plate performance by seventy bajillion percent...and some guy raises his hand and asks the presenter to assplain what a clutch plate is.
It was kind of funny to watch the people who were there just for posturing and 'networking' versus the people who were there as resources or to actually learn things. I get along pretty well with the people who were presenting, so a few of them referenced me or my folks in their talks. Meanwhile, the posture-ers were trying to be relevant by asking dumb questions. Like...if you worked at Ford, and someone was giving a presentation to a bunch of engineers on a new metallurgy that improved clutch plate performance by seventy bajillion percent...and some guy raises his hand and asks the presenter to assplain what a clutch plate is.
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