Soccer as a sport is the white mini-van, driving 45 mph in the left-hand lane during rush hour, when everyone else is going 75. Regardless of its merits as a sport (which are many), it's proponents/supporters/fans are extremely intolerant of anyone who doesn't care for it. To admit that you don't like the sport instantly gets you branded as a "pea-brained, inbred, uneducated hick", who is obviously (shudder) an Ugly American.
Their passive-aggressiveness and instant condemnation of anyone who is not a fan, is only surpassed by the body-count of people killed during the last big game during the mandatory riot.
Frankly, soccer is the new weapon of commies and "one-worlders" if you ask me. :wink: And none of them have a sense of humor.
Or it could be that you don't like the idea of slender men, with no upper body development, running around in silk drawers, kicking at each other. (Thtop It, You Big Brute!!!!)
Seriously, I like watching soccer. It is a very, very "indirect" game, in strategy terms. I saw a match last month, where the team that spent most of the time attempting shots on goal lost, horribly, because the other team would occasionally break away, but would score each time they did, while the team crowding the opponents goal weren't making them.
But I can't stand the arrogance and the way some of the fans judge those who don't care for it.
As for other sports:
Golf - Nearly every golf course is a waste of perfectly good land that could be used as an airfield or a shooting range. I mean, if you hate your wife and kids so much you'll waste all the time and money you should be spending on them enough to take up golf, get a mistress! Trust me, it's more exciting, and probably cheaper, even after the messy divorce....
Bowling - Bowling alleys would make awesome indoor shooting ranges. But the shirts and shoes rock!