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If you're playing the same game as 2015, I'm not falling for this **** again. He went from lovable-unfortunate-dater that everyone was rooting for to man *****/he-***** that is constantly hitting cougars and is the author of a Taschen coffee table book about the girls of the Big12 conference. I felt betrayed.

Just found out tonight that the ex-gf has a new boyfriend. I was still holding out hope and she was still being flirty. Until now.

Oh well now I can finally move on.
 
If you're playing the same game as 2015, I'm not falling for this **** again. He went from lovable-unfortunate-dater that everyone was rooting for to man *****/he-***** that is constantly hitting cougars and is the author of a Taschen coffee table book about the girls of the Big12 conference. I felt betrayed.

Whatever. He's totally making all of that up.
 
Just found out tonight that the ex-gf has a new boyfriend. I was still holding out hope and she was still being flirty. Until now.

Oh well now I can finally move on.


wait until she gets engaged and then married in 1/4 of the time you were together.

it will blow your mind and make you feel lucky that you don't have to deal with her mom ever again

(everyone knows chicks will look and act exactly like their moms in the future)
 
Just found out tonight that the ex-gf has a new boyfriend. I was still holding out hope and she was still being flirty. Until now.

Oh well now I can finally move on.

I made that year long mistake with the fiance. Now here I am watching her (The reason I moved to Florida) pack her **** and move to Arizona to be with the new guy. Lesson learned? Don't waste time on someone like that.
 
Once a year I get a nose bleed that lasts for like half an hour, feel like I'm the only adult this happens to.
 
I must be crabby this morning. First I have two trucks going 66.5 in the left lane, passing cars going 66. Yes - I wanted to exceed the speed limit by a little bit more than that...

Then I'm coming up the hill on Beach behind a bicycle that is doing about 2.8 mph (seriously, I didn't even have my foot on the gas, going up hill). He's in the middle of the lane...and there is a bike path not ten feet to his right.

Then I get to my parking lot, and I can't turn left into my lot because of people backed up at the stop sign behind me. Do they leave a gap? Oh, hells no.

Enter my building through the loading dock, girl entered just ahead of me. Waaaaay too much crap on the dock waiting several months for asset recovery to come pick it up, so it's crowded. She decides it's a good time to come to a near stop while texting someone...right in front of the only door leading into the hall. After saying "Excuse me" twice, I physically took her by the shoulders and moved her over so that I could get past her. You can imagine the glare I got. It took all of my self-control to not flip her off.

Somebody send me happy thoughts before I kill someone!
 
I must be crabby this morning. First I have two trucks going 66.5 in the left lane, passing cars going 66. Yes - I wanted to exceed the speed limit by a little bit more than that...

Then I'm coming up the hill on Beach behind a bicycle that is doing about 2.8 mph (seriously, I didn't even have my foot on the gas, going up hill). He's in the middle of the lane...and there is a bike path not ten feet to his right.

Then I get to my parking lot, and I can't turn left into my lot because of people backed up at the stop sign behind me. Do they leave a gap? Oh, hells no.

Enter my building through the loading dock, girl entered just ahead of me. Waaaaay too much crap on the dock waiting several months for asset recovery to come pick it up, so it's crowded. She decides it's a good time to come to a near stop while texting someone...right in front of the only door leading into the hall. After saying "Excuse me" twice, I physically took her by the shoulders and moved her over so that I could get past her. You can imagine the glare I got. It took all of my self-control to not flip her off.

Somebody send me happy thoughts before I kill someone!


can I get you some coffee? I'd be annoyed too.
 
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