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LOL...don't click, ladies, it's about weener measuring (but it is a great story).

Weiner measuring contest? With pilots? Never!

You know how you can tell someone is a pilot? They will tell you many times just so you remember.

Don't forget that we are the highest form of life known to man.
 
Figuratively, not literally. And KC has maybe seen it since it's a Takei.

BTW, if I had a dog he would be faster than 00's dog. :smile:


He might well be, der hund is 10 now. An active 10, he'll still run, and he'll still hike as long as we want, but I'm guessing he's probably lost a step or two. (and yes, I know you were joking)
 
He might well be, der hund is 10 now. An active 10, he'll still run, and he'll still hike as long as we want, but I'm guessing he's probably lost a step or two. (and yes, I know you were joking)

The late great Sasha the super basenji was a little Rocket J. Squirrel as far as being crazy fast.
 
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Toast gif? I would have gone with this:

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Figuratively, not literally. And KC has maybe seen it since it's a Takei.

BTW, if I had a dog he would be faster than 00's dog. :smile:

Actually, just saw it via my son, who spent 6 years with the B-2's. As soon as i saw it, I guessed it was the measuring contest y'all were talking about.
 
I'd be much more proud to tell people that you retweeted me before I'd admit that Tom Green did. I try to keep my mind open to obscure comedy, but that guy just always annoyed the hell outta me. It could have something to do with my jealousy of his relationship with Drew Barrymore, but mostly it's just him.

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Doing a solo mattress flip without loosing it and breaking something in the bedroom is always a little awkward. Would be easier if I had the reach and wingspan of McTallerton.
 
Happy belated birthday, Wax 'n Nickels!

Typing Wax 'n Nickels made me think that we do not have a nickname for the Pants/Nickels combo. How about:

Pantckles?
DBPants?
55Rocks?
Omahawaii?
 
Actually, just saw it via my son, who spent 6 years with the B-2's. As soon as i saw it, I guessed it was the measuring contest y'all were talking about.

Probably the same reason i couldn't resist passing a Corvette Sunday night on my way home. I recognized the car as belonging to a couple I had meet at the Maynards bar earlier in the evening. There car dwarfs mine as far as pure power and all but I couldn't resist. Also knew she would just let me pass since she had had some wines. I am guessing their first reaction was "****in' ******* Porsche d-canoe" and than probably "Oh, it's Boxster, that guy we met eariler!".

I know, cool story bro. :unsure:
 
Probably the same reason i couldn't resist passing a Corvette Sunday night on my way home. I recognized the car as belonging to a couple I had meet at the Maynards bar earlier in the evening. There car dwarfs mine as far as pure power and all but I couldn't resist. Also knew she would just let me pass since she had had some wines. I am guessing their first reaction was "****in' ******* Porsche d-canoe" and than probably "Oh, it's Boxster, that guy we met eariler!".

I know, cool story bro. :unsure:

I KNEW YOUR NAME WAS REALLY BOXSTER! :jimlad:
 
Doing a solo mattress flip without loosing it and breaking something in the bedroom is always a little awkward. Would be easier if I had the reach and wingspan of McTallerton.


being married to his Tallness has its perks.


That's DH, not mcTallerton, in case you wondered.
 
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