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I'd be much more proud to tell people that you retweeted me before I'd admit that Tom Green did. I try to keep my mind open to obscure comedy, but that guy just always annoyed the hell outta me. It could have something to do with my jealousy of his relationship with Drew Barrymore, but mostly it's just him.

Welp, in the last hour, I went from having a 'free night with nothing going on' suddenly morph to stopping by Home Depot, renting a power washer, moving all the crap off my deck and power washing it tonight while I grill dinner.

I may have to lighten my deck fridge by 12 oz increments, ya know, to make it easier to move.

I mean, I AM a big deal after all lol He is one of those guys that people either love or hate. There doesn't ever seem to be a middle ground.
 
The professor for this on-line graduate class that I'm taking is a joke. I still haven't received feedback on anything that I've turned in (nothing is graded), and I am still having to e-mail him about resources that are supposed to be posted, but aren't. The questions that he posts that we are supposed to respond to are usually poorly worded, and it makes it difficult to understand what he wants us to address.

If I get anything less than an A in this class he's going to get a terrible review. :twitcy:


since it's online, do you know if anyone else is having trouble? Like, are the students as a whole frustrated with the prof? If yes, is it possible to go above them? DH had a class where the prof kept missing class but not pushing back quizzes/tests - and then similar stuff to what you are saying, not getting stuff posted, not getting grades up in a reasonable time. Somebody went to the Dean and she got in some hot water for it.
 
since it's online, do you know if anyone else is having trouble? Like, are the students as a whole frustrated with the prof? If yes, is it possible to go above them? DH had a class where the prof kept missing class but not pushing back quizzes/tests - and then similar stuff to what you are saying, not getting stuff posted, not getting grades up in a reasonable time. Somebody went to the Dean and she got in some hot water for it.

I know one other student in the class. He didn't seem very concerned about it. I'm not looking to ruffle any feathers, yet. But I'll keep this in mind.
 
I know one other student in the class. He didn't seem very concerned about it. I'm not looking to ruffle any feathers, yet. But I'll keep this in mind.


and I don't mean to be like hey, unhappy? Go over their heads! But I know in DH's case, he ended up dropping the class and retaking it. He was already not doing fantastic in it, and then everything else was making it worse. I want to say she last-minute cancelled class (like within an hour of class) something like 3 times in one test period. And it was a T-R class. He was looking at the drop date but wanted to get his score back from the second test to know for sure - and that test was taken like three weeks prior and grades still weren't up. Think other people in the class put pressure on her because they were looking at dropping as well. Pretty sure that was the one that at the final (when he took it the next semester), they had a streaker in a bear mask.
 
and I don't mean to be like hey, unhappy? Go over their heads! But I know in DH's case, he ended up dropping the class and retaking it. He was already not doing fantastic in it, and then everything else was making it worse. I want to say she last-minute cancelled class (like within an hour of class) something like 3 times in one test period. And it was a T-R class. He was looking at the drop date but wanted to get his score back from the second test to know for sure - and that test was taken like three weeks prior and grades still weren't up. Think other people in the class put pressure on her because they were looking at dropping as well. Pretty sure that was the one that at the final (when he took it the next semester), they had a streaker in a bear mask.

Thank you for that last sentence. Keepin it real!
 
Thank you for that last sentence. Keepin it real!


Apparently this class was like the worst for the CS/Cpr E peeps. They had the streaker (in which the TA ran and hid behind the professor). DH wasn't quite sure what about the streaker made the TA think he could be hiding a weapon. And another guy about 10 minutes in stood up, threw his test in the air, yelled "**** this ****!" and walked out.
 
Apparently this class was like the worst for the CS/Cpr E peeps. They had the streaker (in which the TA ran and hid behind the professor). DH wasn't quite sure what about the streaker made the TA think he could be hiding a weapon. And another guy about 10 minutes in stood up, threw his test in the air, yelled "**** this ****!" and walked out.

I loved the occasional meltdown during exams. During one Econ final, some guy stood up, yelled for about 15 seconds straight and then sat back down and kept taking his test. Nobody else did a thing. It was almost like it never happened. Friggin weird.
 
i was cooking a little bit of chicken on the stove so it was smoking a bit, I didn't have a fan on and I had my windows closed most of the way. I was concentrating on the food and didn't notice how smoky it was getting.
I once set our toaster on fire while it wasn't plugged in.
 
Ok, I have to ask. How does that happen?
I got home from the bar and the stove was a bit of a mess so my drunk *** decided to try and clean it with a roll of dry paper towels. I didn't know my roomate had just finished cooking so the surface was still hot, paper towels caught fire, I panicked, and somehow the roll ended up partially under the toaster which melted the plastic from the heat.
 
I got home from the bar and the stove was a bit of a mess so my drunk *** decided to try and clean it with a roll of dry paper towels. I didn't know my roomate had just finished cooking so the surface was still hot, paper towels caught fire, I panicked, and somehow the roll ended up partially under the toaster which melted the plastic from the heat.
At least you were being a considerate drunk
 
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I've got an Excel question. Cowgirl? Or maybe someone else will know?

To simplify this a bit, I basically have two columns. The left column is a set of numbers I've already calculated. The right column is a set of numbers I need to calculate based upon the value of the number to the left. Basically, if the number on the left is less than 0.5, then the number on the right is calculated with equation A. If not, then the number on the right is calculated with equation B. I'm trying to use an IF function to accomplish this.

=IF(P16<0.5, [=24/P16], [=24/P16+3/(P16^0.5)+0.34])

It didn't like what I did here.
 
I've got an Excel question. Cowgirl? Or maybe someone else will know?

To simplify this a bit, I basically have two columns. The left column is a set of numbers I've already calculated. The right column is a set of numbers I need to calculate based upon the value of the number to the left. Basically, if the number on the left is less than 0.5, then the number on the right is calculated with equation A. If not, then the number on the right is calculated with equation B. I'm trying to use an IF function to accomplish this.

=IF(P16<0.5, [=24/P16], [=24/P16+3/(P16^0.5)+0.34])

It didn't like what I did here.

I figured it out!

=IF(P16<0.5, 24/P16, 24/P16+3/(P16^0.5)+0.34)

This accomplishes what I want. Needed to remove the brackets and = sign.
 
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