Random Thoughts IV

[cyrocksmypants]

I think pregnant gym prostitute is German.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

There's also a dude doing full on shadow karate. I'm trying to record it, but he's in front of the wall mirro and can see.

 

[stormchaser2014]

You would think something ordered at 10am would ship out the same day

 

[WIBadger]

First day of law school! and considering I have 8:15 contracts, I'm pretty bright-eyed and bushy-tailed

 

[NWICY]

Chances are it was an accident, but I can't help but wonder if, as she comes home from her night of whoring, if she does so to a loving boyfriend or husband, as they planned having a child together.

Or maybe he's infertile, but they want a kid, so she purposely got knocked up from one of her clients?

Or maybe he doesn't know she hooks and now she has to pretend like it's his?

So many plot possibilities.

DramaPants at his finest, you should write soap operas with that many plot twists. By the way this was meant nicely. My only thought was pregnant woman huh good luck with that.

 

[00clone]

There's also a dude doing full on shadow karate. I'm trying to record it, but he's in front of the wall mirro and can see.

Oh, man...you're totally playing into my pregnant german hooker ninja fetish here.

 

[WIBadger]

I think pregnant gym prostitute is German.

Ask her, "Bist du schwanger?" or "Hast du ein Brötchen in dem Ofen?" I'm sure those'll go over well.

 

[WIBadger]

Oh, man...you're totally playing into my pregnant german hooker ninja fetish here.

You may have a jimlad, but somewhere out there, there's someone with that fetish

 

[cstrunk]

Day 5 of my neck pain...

 

[jcyclonee]

We watched that game in our living room...every time the D forced a turnover & the O failed to score we thought it was over. Then the D would force another turnover and we'd get hopeful again. That was one of the most nerve-wracking football games I have EVER watched! We maybe sat down during halftime. Most of the second half we were pacing.

I recall the weather being very nice that day. I checked the score at about halftime and noticed that we were ahead and went back outside to hang out around the neighborhood. The huge Husker fan across the street was intently watching the game. I figured something was up when he didn't come out of his house until about 2 hours after the game should have ended. He was calm by then but I imagine that his family room took a bit of punishment during the game.

 

[stormchaser2014]

Ask her, "Bist du schwanger?" or "Hast du ein Brötchen in dem Ofen?" I'm sure those'll go over well.

Or 'Kennen Sie den Vater?"

 

[00clone]

Day 5 of my neck pain...

Funny, you've been a pain in my neck for much longer than that. :wink:

 

[jcyclonee]

The oldest daughter had her high school open house last night. The parents with older kids that have already been there assure me that it goes generally well and the school is very good but I'm still pretty nervous (this is my first baby). I'm very happy that when we went through the gym where all the activities were represented that the table she was most interested in was the National Honor Society.

Also, there is a KPop club. Whoulda thunk?

 

[CyArob]

Funny, you've been a pain in my neck for much longer than that. :wink:

*insert laugh track here*

 

[jcyclonee]

Or 'Kennen Sie den Vater?"

My one semester of community college German taught me "essen meine fleisch."

 

[stormchaser2014]

My one semester of community college German taught me "essen meine fleisch."

If Pants is right, I'm sure this woman has "aß viel Fleisch."

 

[cowgirl836]

Day 5 of my neck pain...

you have the meningitis?

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

Definitely feeling nostalgic about Ames today.

 

[stormchaser2014]

Oh **** train just hit a car in my town. Crossing it happened at is a X shaped 4 way stop, with signals pointing in all 4 directions. Most likely the train was gaining speed as it probably was heading out of town at this time in the morning

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Or 'Kennen Sie den Vater?"

Yikes!