Random Thoughts IV

[cyrocksmypants]

My night was going out and getting drinks when I didn't really feel like it then spending the second half of the night talking a drunk dude off the ledge because he's so lonely and can't close a deal no matter how great of a job I do wingmanning him.

 

[55dB]

My night was going out and getting drinks when I didn't really feel like it then spending the second half of the night talking a drunk dude off the ledge because he's so lonely and can't close a deal no matter how great of a job I do wingmanning him.

Sounds like you would have had a better night if you were in Omaha.

 

[55dB]

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Oozing blisters.

That looks painful.

 

[00clone]

My night was going out and getting drinks when I didn't really feel like it then spending the second half of the night talking a drunk dude off the ledge because he's so lonely and can't close a deal no matter how great of a job I do wingmanning him.

2015 called you?

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

2015 called you?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HAHA.HA.....HA......HA :sad:

 

[BoxsterCy]

I'm curious, how many of you have tried psychadellics?

You mean , like psychedelics, man? Cause hypnotoad be like all in for that ****.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Oozing blisters.

They have music for this.

You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound
The minute you start to mess around
Poison iv-y-y-y-y, poison iv-y-y-y-y

<em>[video=youtube;ZRfRITVdz4k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRfRITVdz4k[/video]

Yes, I do know this old song is a metaphor for a STD.

 

[WIBadger]

So outside of getting to 10,000 posts, has anything important in the RTT in the past 10 days?

 

[55dB]

I started training for a part time serving job last night. I learned who spits and who swallows and which ones go to get waxed. Seriously, who talks about this stuff at work?

 

[Rabbuk]

I started training for a part time serving job last night. I learned who spits and who swallows and which ones go to get waxed. Seriously, who talks about this stuff at work?

You got a job at hooters?

 

[55dB]

You got a job at hooters?

Close, Bdubs.

 

[Rabbuk]

Close, Bdubs.

Aah gotcha. Ours in crapids is mostly kirkwood girls I think and gay or really metro looking dudes.

 

[BoxsterCy]

I started training for a part time serving job last night. I learned who spits and who swallows and which ones go to get waxed. Seriously, who talks about this stuff at work?

Some total thread derailing potential here. :wideeyed:

 

[Rabbuk]

I started training for a part time serving job last night. I learned who spits and who swallows and which ones go to get waxed. Seriously, who talks about this stuff at work?

But in my 3 years as a janitor, I had a co-worker describe in graphic detail what his girlfriend and he did with a tootsie roll.

 

[55dB]

Some total thread derailing potential here. :wideeyed:

Not sure if I should say sorry or you're welcome.

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

Close, Bdubs.

Is this your first serving job? My first paycheck job ever (for like 3 months) was in a kitchen and everyone talked about everything. Pretty similar to that movie "Waiting"

 

[55dB]

Is this your first serving job? My first paycheck job ever (for like 3 months) was in a kitchen and everyone talked about everything. Pretty similar to that movie "Waiting"

No, I worked at hickory parj and Applebees in college. I just didn't expect that as first day conversation.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

But in my 3 years as a janitor, I had a co-worker describe in graphic detail what his girlfriend and he did with a tootsie roll.

I don't want to know what was done with it, but I'm curious if it was eaten afterward.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Sounds like you would have had a better night if you were in Omaha.

Duh.

 

[Rabbuk]

I don't want to know what was done with it, but I'm curious if it was eaten afterward.

it was.