I did actually check to see the number of cars behind it, and if any of them had that little "funeral" flag on the hood. Alas, they did not.
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I did actually check to see the number of cars behind it, and if any of them had that little "funeral" flag on the hood. Alas, they did not.
Took my large comforter to the laundromat. Very strange truck driver asked me if I wanted to help him with his laundry. He had some weird tat with a sheep, a heart, and a skull on his arm. Also wanted to know if I wanted to watch Zombieland on his phone. 
Took my large comforter to the laundromat. Very strange truck driver asked me if I wanted to help him with his laundry. He had some weird tat with a sheep, a heart, and a skull on his arm. Also wanted to know if I wanted to watch Zombieland on his phone.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You still got it, Carvers...you...still...got...it...
Carvers milkshake brings all the truckers to the yard....
I attract every degenerate perv in southern Iowa and northern Missouri. Even at my age I am apparently ok when a sheep is not available.:unsure:
Took my large comforter to the laundromat. Very strange truck driver asked me if I wanted to help him with his laundry. He had some weird tat with a sheep, a heart, and a skull on his arm. Also wanted to know if I wanted to watch Zombieland on his phone.
So........did you do it?
Took my large comforter to the laundromat. Very strange truck driver asked me if I wanted to help him with his laundry. He had some weird tat with a sheep, a heart, and a skull on his arm. Also wanted to know if I wanted to watch Zombieland on his phone.
What's weird about that?
Told him I had seen it recently. Then texted to see if any of my boys were on a break from teaching swimming lessons. Youngest came by about ten minutes later on his bike and tried to look menacing while I waited. He also did not comprehend the tat at all. Couldn't really tell if he loved sheep, hated sheep, or was mourning a sheep that died and I sure wasn't going to ask for an explanation. Son said it would be a great story at work.
Truck had Missouri plates.
Told him I had seen it recently. Then texted to see if any of my boys were on a break from teaching swimming lessons. Youngest came by about ten minutes later on his bike and tried to look menacing while I waited. He also did not comprehend the tat at all. Couldn't really tell if he loved sheep, hated sheep, or was mourning a sheep that died and I sure wasn't going to ask for an explanation. Son said it would be a great story at work.
This explains everything
Told him I had seen it recently. Then texted to see if any of my boys were on a break from teaching swimming lessons. Youngest came by about ten minutes later on his bike and tried to look menacing while I waited. He also did not comprehend the tat at all. Couldn't really tell if he loved sheep, hated sheep, or was mourning a sheep that died and I sure wasn't going to ask for an explanation. Son said it would be a great story at work.
Who's going to teach 00's kid now?
I keep wondering if they are also really watching for MILFs or more likely OSILFs (older sisters). Sadly I think this is the time of day one of them has to guard for elderly water aerobics. Youngest said they are making him sweep the deep end. I usually take them lunch on days like this since they finish all of this stuff about 12:30 and then are usually on shift at 1:00 when the pool opens, but today, pool manager is buying them Subway.
I'm sure their mom bringing them a bag lunch is helping them out with the OSILFs.
Eh, by the time I get there, swim lesson people are gone and the only customers around are the elderly water aerobics people and the pool regulars waiting outside the fence for half an hour for the pool to open (guards are usually eyeing them to see if any of them have been banned lately). And if there are any girl guards around, sharing a scotcheroo or a cookie from mom seems to be their move.
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my scotcheroos, and will gladly take any you want to mail my way. But I think someone needs to teach your boys more moves.
Remember, Carvers just got hit on by a young, stud trucker.
Being that attractive will probably have these OSILFs thinking, "How did those lifeguards score that cougar?" The OSILFs next thought should be jealousy which leads to competitiveness with the cougar. The progression to a date is pretty obvious from this point on.
Maybe times have changed since I was in the dating pool but anything chocolate is a pretty good start. Combining it with peanut butter is generally a bonus too.
Without a doubt. Although me taking them lunch when they work first shift after lessons was actually their idea. Guard mini fridge is always full of water bottles, concession fridge is not for guards' stuff, they don't want to blow their wages on concession junk food and they don't want to spend half of their half hour break traveling somewhere for food. Plus, small town like this, we have all known the girl guards forever, not like usual guy moves are gonna work at this point. But they probably do enjoy the view behind their sunglasses.
:spinny: He had to be at least 45. And had a combover. And a sheep/heart/skull tat.
Cougar? They all call me "hey ___________'s mom."
"Hey baby, you wanna come over here, maybe snuggle up to me and we can share this scotcheroo my mom made?"
Panty dropper, every time.
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