Just wet farted...

[aeroclone]

Does anyone not believe in the phrase Too Much Information anymore? Seriously, not everything needs to be uploaded to the intertubes...

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Never had a thread have so many posts that have me laughing so hard. God I love this site.

 

[carvers4math]

I walked into the house and wife gave me a weird look. I turned around and she starts laughing

Appropriate wife response.

 

[oldman]

Gotta be kidding. Some dude went and waited inside for the stall while I was waiting outside.

Did he smell anything?

 

[jcyclonee]

Never had a thread have so many posts that have me laughing so hard. God I love this site.

Totally agree. I've actually had tears of joy form in my eyes while reading this thread.

 

[JM4CY]

Damn you embarrassing work thread... Just wet farted outside while on my way back to the office after lunch... Not sure of the damage yet, not really into asking random people on the sidewalk of they can tell if I crapped myself.

Ur welcome Brooklyn. This this is almost snowcraig level.

 

[JM4CY]

Totally agree. I've actually had tears of joy form in my eyes while reading this thread.

Im actually taking one right now and am so glad I'm not Brooklyn...

 

[carvers4math]

Now that the excitement is over, feel like reading a good book. Where did I put "Everyone Poops" 12 years ago when I got the youngest completely trained?

 

[Pitt_Clone]

Maybe I'm just getting old, but when did this "wet fart" or sh*art become a thing?

As far as I'm concerned there are only two states:

1. Normal (I'd say dry but we're adults, not toddlers)
2. I **** (pooped) myself

I don't think we need an intermediary state here, those two seem to cover it.

What sets a ***** apart is the expectation of what is about to happen. If you think it's going to be a fart and some **** comes out, that's a *****. Totally different than someone who ***** themselves because they just can't hold it anymore. It's science.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Is taking a **** now on here now to be called taking a brooklyn? :smile:

 

[cycloneworld]

Serious cramps on the way home. Meat sweats to boot. Not sure how bad the initial damage was as the secondary damage was not good.

Wait, did you **** yourself twice in one day?

Or was the later collateral damage from the initial incident?

 

[aeroclone]

So in honor of another CF HoF thread: when it came time to tidy up the aftermath, did you handle that sitting or standing?

 

[Pitt_Clone]

Crap, I didn't realize the combination of fart and **** is censored. *****.

 

[cowgirl836]

Im actually taking one right now and am so glad I'm not Brooklyn...

nothing like a severe case of fast intestine emptying to make you appreciate solidity.

 

[carvers4math]

Is taking a **** now on here now to be called taking a brooklyn? :smile:

Absolutely. And solves the **** issue.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

I'm supposed to be leaving now but reading this is to much fun.

 

[CycloneGB]

Maybe I'm just getting old, but when did this "wet fart" or sh*art become a thing?

As far as I'm concerned there are only two states:

1. Normal (I'd say dry but we're adults, not toddlers)
2. I **** (pooped) myself

I don't think we need an intermediary state here, those two seem to cover it.

False. I can tell you horror stories of the MANY different states between the two ends of the spectrum.

 

[cowgirl836]

Wait, did you **** yourself twice in one day?

Or was the later collateral damage from the initial incident?

I think there was a secondary incident. It's like snowcraig forgetting his kids twice in the same day!

 

[JM4CY]

Crap, I didn't realize the combination of fart and **** is censored. *****.

Found that out the other day when I started that thread about work

 

[JM4CY]

Do u have a baby at home? Wet wipes do one helluva job.