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Pants, I had a dream that you were married to Katharine McPhee and you talked about her as much as you do now (not at all) and she was a sad, depressed wife because you paid her no attention and she was stuck in Hawaii. Then she ended up dead and you were the prime suspect. You PM'd me with your proof that you didn't do it - a text to your dad at 5pm, his response at 5:30pm, and then you texted him again at 10PM. I was like you dummy, that's a 4 hour gap!

Bawbie shut down the RT thread because it was like legit and I was sad that my RT thread didn't last as long as the others.

So you dreamt about me, huh?
 
Hey 2015, saw this in the comics section today and figured this is how it all started years ago for your wet hair girl!

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PS: I think Family Circus totally blows as a comic, just thought this topical. :)
 
At lunch, 4.98 year old starts asking all these philosophical questions like "is jesus in heaven?" and "I thought god was in heaven" and "if you're in heaven, are you dead"...and I worked thru them, kinda proud of how I did...then he asks "how does God make bubbles?" and I'm now stumbling...thinking...do I go physics here, or is this some weird philosophical thing, or what? and I pause and say "well..." 4.98 year old interrupts me with "Soap...he makes them with soap!"

Whew....this is only going to get more difficult, isn't it?
 
Hey 2015, saw this in the comics section today and figured this is how it all started years ago for your wet hair girl!

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PS: I think Family Circus totally blows as a comic, just thought this topical. :)

Yea, she's texted me like 7 times apologizing. I think people ripped her heart out over it last night. I'm not responding. Just letting her sweat. :wink:
 
Yea, she's texted me like 7 times apologizing. I think people ripped her heart out over it last night. I'm not responding. Just letting her sweat. :wink:

She isn't going to like that sweating stuff, will mess her hair (sorry could not resist!).

You should shoot her a note saying all is cool cause it is, right? We all had a little fun with it here but you should be nice to her now.

In other news, I just bored as hell today.
 
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Okay so the wedding recap...

All in all it turned out great and we had a great time.

Due to the rain we couldn't set up the outdoor ceremony part until two hours before the start. Then my MIL got frustrated when people (family) started showing up 45 minutes prior to start.

Fifteen minutes before the ceremony I noticed the ipod dock we brought to play the music had not been set up so I rush over and do that. Five minutes to start the boyfriend of my other SIL (you know the not in family one) who was in charge of playing the music had not shown up. So I grabbed a cousin and got him set up to do it. Thankfully I went to play it and noticed that the outlet wasn't live so I had to find one that was. We are now a couple of minutes past start time. Thankfully my wife's family doesn't do anything on time.

The reception was a little weird in the fact that the dinner was two hours after the ceremony ended and at the same place. It was also only for the small group of family and friends that were there. Keeping with family tradition it was also late so while people are finishing eating other guests start showing up.

As I said all in all it was a great night complete with the ring bearer farting during the ceremony. Oh and I nearly won the wedding party blind folded dance off.
 
Speaking of weddings, I found a wedding program from last weekend in the pew during mass this morning. First, the programs didn't actually list the bride and groom's name, just had "M&J" on the top of it. Then...they had 8 bridesmaids and groomsmen, not counting the maid of honor and best man. So with the bride and groom, that's 20 people in the wedding party...yeah, that's a little much.
 
She isn't going to like that sweating stuff, will mess her hair (sorry could not resist!).

You should shoot her a note saying all is cool cause it is, right? We all had a little fun with it here but you should be nice to her now.

In other news, I just bored as hell today.

Yea that's basically what I said.
 
In WDSM's world? Probably involves black ops night vision goggles, a shoe horn, the blood of a baby lamb and a Swifter mop.

I dare anyone to go to WalMart and just buy those things...and then mutter "Now I just need lamb's blood..."

Hey 2015, saw this in the comics section today and figured this is how it all started years ago for your wet hair girl!

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PS: I think Family Circus totally blows as a comic, just thought this topical. :)

1) You shut your ***** mouth :wink:
2) At least they're standing outside asking this question



Okay so the wedding recap...

As I said all in all it was a great night complete with the ring bearer farting during the ceremony. Oh and I nearly won the wedding party blind folded dance off.

Please tell me there's video of this...
 
She's definitely a 1. I just don't **** where I eat.


Right now, you ain't ****ting anywhere, considering you're the first person to strike out BEFORE the Rangers game even starts...maybe you shouldn't be so picky.

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I met Mrs. 00clone when we were both working at foodservice, so I guess that means I **** where I ate, and where everyone ate.
 
Right now, you ain't ****ting anywhere, considering you're the first person to strike out BEFORE the Rangers game even starts...maybe you shouldn't be so picky.

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I met Mrs. 00clone when we were both working at foodservice, so I guess that means I **** where I ate, and where everyone ate.

That's not very comforting.
 
Wxman would be pumped if he were here. Was mowing the lawn and heard big rotary airplane engines. Looked up and saw four old WWII vintage B-25's flying over. Shut off the mower so I could enjoy the sound. Big airshow at Flying Cloud Airport that I wish I had remembered to attend. :(
 
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