Random Thoughts IV

[carvers4math]

Man, I'm sprouting from the ears, and he got decades on me (well, at least one). Shave my ears about weekly.

He's 56, but no ear hair yet. But the nose hair seems to be growing at a rapid rate. My eyebrows have been going crazy, I have them trim them now when I get my hair cut and I never even noticed them getting long before I turned 50.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Who? I'm always looking for manscaping advice.

Step 1: always use the guard setting on the electric shaver. You don't want a reverse hitler for your man parts.

I've learned this the hard way.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

mtown, you gotta baby yet?

I like how CG just barges in out of nowhere with this.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Are you an old bird or an orangutan? Stop confusing me!

I was wondering if anyone actually read that whole comment!

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Perhaps even more awkward would be to ask carvers and KC.

I said this backwards. To clarify: where should a man have hair?

In front, yes. On top, also preferred. In back? Oh Hells NO!

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I think if I remember correctly, KC isn't into it, but I would never presume to speak for her. It seems odd to me, but maybe because I'm old. Well, I guess now that we are getting older, I sometimes have to give my husband a nudge to take care of the nose hair. But that is the only thing that bothers me. I guess if he starts sprouting from the ears, I might want him to take care of that too.

Forgot the nose/ears (and eyebrows)...

 

[cyrocksmypants]

In front, yes. On top, also preferred. In back? Oh Hells NO!

KC is a fan of *** and back waxings for men.

 

[BoxsterCy]

I think if I remember correctly, KC isn't into it, but I would never presume to speak for her. It seems odd to me, but maybe because I'm old. Well, I guess now that we are getting older, I sometimes have to give my husband a nudge to take care of the nose hair. But that is the only thing that bothers me. I guess if he starts sprouting from the ears, I might want him to take care of that too.

I am trying to avoid the Rasputin nose hair look but may have over groomed some. Ended up snorting/inhaling a gnat or mosquito through my nose while biking Saturday. Sucked the little bastard right down my windpipe. After a coughing fit I thought "that is what nose hair is supposed to prevent".

And, yes, I know, not as cool as CG's gnat drowning in cleavage sweat. :smile:

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Awww, man...you just opened the door for KC to talk about how her and paps are still knockin' 'em.

We're old. We're not dead.
And that's all I have to say about that.

 

[carvers4math]

I am trying to avoid the Rasputin nose hair look but may have over groomed some. Ended up snorting/inhaling a gnat or mosquito through my nose while biking Saturday. Sucked the little bastard right down my windpipe. After a coughing fit I thought "that is what nose hair is supposed to prevent".

And, yes, I know, not as cool as CG's gnat drowning in cleavage sweat. :smile:

That sounds bad. Do you ever get bugs in your eyes or I suppose maybe you wear sunglasses? Playing softball in Ottumwa in high school in some park by the river, got a mosquito in my eye. Wow that hurt. Coach for the other team, Ottumwa, actually got it out of my eye. Double header, got hit in the mouth by a pitch in the second game.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I am trying to avoid the Rasputin nose hair look but may have over groomed some. Ended up snorting/inhaling a gnat or mosquito through my nose while biking Saturday. Sucked the little bastard right down my windpipe. After a coughing fit I thought "that is what nose hair is supposed to prevent".

And, yes, I know, not as cool as CG's gnat drowning in cleavage sweat. :smile:

How can you identify a happy biker dude?

By the bugs in his teeth...


Yeah, it's about motorcycles, not bicycles, but oh well...

 

[carvers4math]

May need to wear long sleeves for a while. I think I developed pointy elbows with my strep throat weight loss and lack of weight work on my arms.

 

[carvers4math]

Whar bawbie? That Hawk troll on the Farm Bureau bandwagon needs to be shut down.

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

Man, **** the Nebraska Furniture Mart of Texas

 

[JM4CY]

Step 1: always use the guard setting on the electric shaver. You don't want a reverse hitler for your man parts.

I've learned this the hard way.

short hairs don't feel good when touched... IYKWIM

 

[cstrunk]

Man, **** the Nebraska Furniture Mart of Texas

Was it pretty cray?

 

[VeloClone]

I said this backwards. To clarify: where should a man have hair?

In front, yes. On top, also preferred. In back? Oh Hells NO!

KC, I thought they were just giving you crap about how old you are. I thought you were Texan, not Nordic.

 

[55dB]

Finally have furniture and internet. Now I just have to put everything back together and get organized.

 

[55dB]

As far as manscaping goes, it's appreciated. I'm not a fan of body hair.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

As far as manscaping goes, it's appreciated. I'm not a fan of body hair.

There ya have it. Our young correspondent speaking the facts.