Random thoughts III

[carvers4math]

You do actually keep bees, right? I seemed to recall that, but then thought I might have been thinking of bugs4cy. I mean, that wasn't completely out of left field if I was wrong, just mis-remembered.

No, probably bugs. But I am feeling violent. Probably need to drink some wine with lunch today but I have kids to haul around so holding off.

 

[VeloClone]

This is much better than the meltdown. You guys are all A#1 in my book. (Except for cooler who appears to be 4F. Don't run for cover now right when we need you. Buck it up, man!!!)

 

[00clone]

No, probably bugs. But I am feeling violent. Probably need to drink some wine with lunch today but I have kids to haul around so holding off.

Well, my apologies, then...but, hey, if it fits your rage, run with it.

:wink:

 

[cowgirl836]

Not Mrs. 00...but that doesn't mean it's wrong...not in the least.

oh man, we do this all the time. Brushing teeth, folding laundry, cooking - one of us sees an opportunity to walk up behind spouse and harass them - we take it. Very mature relationship.

 

[55dB]

Now if DH could just hit his **** window.

I did this every now and again to my ex, I'd always get a wtf in response.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

surely others do this, right?

I prefer the real kind, but that may just be me.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

I did this every now and again to my ex, I'd always get a wtf in response.

Good enough reason for him to be an Ex IMO

 

[cyrocksmypants]

This has all been very entertaining this morning, but 00, I've never posted a gif in my life. I feel Cooler may be better off in that role and my talents be utilized elsewhere.

 

[55dB]

This has all been very entertaining this morning, but 00, I've never posted a gif in my life. I feel Cooler may be better off in that role and my talents be utilized elsewhere.

Photographer for the pin up photoshoot?

 

[VeloClone]

Pants, do you think you could "borrow" the Missouri? We may need some larger firepower in this fight.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Photographer for the pin up photoshoot?

I like the way you think, 55. Now let's talk about this fake humping thing...

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Pants, do you think you could "borrow" the Missouri? We may need some larger firepower in this fight.

My biggest concern is how I'm going to get it up the Skunk River.

 

[cyrevkah]

Vikes, listen to me. We need you on this team but I need you to want to be here. Right now it's a scary time out there and a lot is changing fast so I can't hold hands. I do however, need someone to be my right hand man while I work on these spreadsheets. When we get this first one finished (tracking arrival and departure times for all air traffic between Des Moines and Chicago - with separate color codes for ORD and Midway), we need to discuss how you see yourself developing as we move forward. We can talk about what you bring to the team and how we can get you to that next step.

I wanted to rep you for this. Left for lunch and came back. I had to set my lunch down to laugh.

 

[VeloClone]

My biggest concern is how I'm going to get it up the Skunk River.

The way things are going everything from Branson south should be just a bay of the Gulf of Mexico soon enough. You should be able to lob shells from there.

 

[cyrevkah]

No, probably bugs. But I am feeling violent. Probably need to drink some wine with lunch today but I have kids to haul around so holding off.

I got chocolate chip cookies!

 

[cyrocksmypants]

oh man, we do this all the time. Brushing teeth, folding laundry, cooking - one of us sees an opportunity to walk up behind spouse and harass them - we take it. Very mature relationship.

So do you assume the role of the male in this fake humping scenario? Or are you still the female? Because if you're still the female, that almost sounds like a lapdance, and I see nothing wrong with that.

 

[cowgirl836]

So do you assume the role of the male in this fake humping scenario? Or are you still the female? Because if you're still the female, that almost sounds like a lapdance, and I see nothing wrong with that.

male, cause that's fun. I mean you just basically walk up behind them and grind on them like some broskie at a schnasty club would do.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

male, cause that's fun. I mean you just basically walk up behind them and grind on them like some broskie at a schnasty club would do.

I would argue the lapdance would be more fun, but I see you mean fun in a funny way, not in a fun way.

 

[cowgirl836]

I would argue the lapdance would be more fun, but I see you mean fun in a funny way, not in a fun way.

yes, exactly like that.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

yes, exactly like that.

I would just walk up behind and slap the *** as hard as I could. Keep it short and sweet.

Maybe not as hard as I could.

But enough to leave a hand mark.