Random thoughts III

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I was recently dating a cross-eyed woman, but had to break up with her. She was seeing someone on the side.

I have a friend with cross eyes. I only wish I ever was in the position to break up with her.

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So my future ex-wife released a five minute video with her face (and her cleavage) where she's just talking.

Definitely hot.

Definitely young. Like, she's legal, but maybe only by a year or so. Too young for me. Birdy, grab your cook books, you've moved up the list.
 
So my future ex-wife released a five minute video with her face (and her cleavage) where she's just talking.

Definitely hot.

Definitely young. Like, she's legal, but maybe only by a year or so. Too young for me. Birdy, grab your cook books, you've moved up the list.


Yeah, until some other siren with the voice of an angel comes along and she's right back down the list. STOP PLAYING WITH BIRDY'S EMOTIONS, PANTS!!!!

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I was watching the game last night with a bunch of friends. One of the guys I didn't know started talking about ISU so I was chatting a bit with him. He was ok at first, but he started getting really overbearing pretty quick (talking in definites) about what recruits we were getting, Fred going to the NBA, Matt A stealing recruits, etc

I asked him his source for all of this top-notch info and he say that he's on Twitter a lot and he's an avid member on CF. When I asked him what his username was, he immediately got defensive and wouldn't tell me. Apparently he's a superhero and his secret identity is everything.

He asked me mine. I told him I was imjustkcclone

You can thank me later
 
So my future ex-wife released a five minute video with her face (and her cleavage) where she's just talking.

Definitely hot.

Definitely young. Like, she's legal, but maybe only by a year or so. Too young for me. Birdy, grab your cook books, you've moved up the list.

I'll take over for you, old balls.
 
cooler, that was you? i was the guy. i'm everyone's source.

i'm actually chris' second account to see what the masses are saying. oh well, time for a new name.
 
I am trying a new recipe today. It is pork roast with: honey, soy sauce, garlic, basil, and salt. It is in the crockpot and hopefully will taste really good.
 
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