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Wxman, did this happen during pictures? Apparently it is the in thing to catch during pictures. There is a collection of them that cycle onto my FB feed from time to time..... I don't want to see them..... Oh well.
 
cyrevkah said:
Baby shampoo works really well to get out the stain. Seriously.
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I was changing him. Due to my systematic approach to things and near misses recently I have the new diaper and wipe set to go in order to achieve a quick cycle time. I had just wiped him and out it comes. Just got on the changing table and a little on my hand. I quickly grabbed the new diaper to contain it and called for reinforcement because I didn't want to leave a potential volcano uncovered.

This ends tonight's installment of stuff that wxman posts to the internet that his kid will need counseling for later.

Oh and Pantsy...what the hell kind of **** was your ex into?
 
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Is it Thursday yet?





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Some of you are doing it all wrong. Pairing wine with food is just *** backwards. You should be pairing your food with your wine.

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Just mailed out the annual family brackets...

I seriously hate the stupid play-in games. They bollix up EVERYTHING.

Some time before Thursday morning I need to fill my own bracket out. Oy!
 
wxman1 said:
I was changing him. Due to my systematic approach to things and near misses recently I have the new diaper and wipe set to go in order to achieve a quick cycle time. I had just wiped him and out it comes. Just got on the changing table and a little on my hand. I quickly grabbed the new diaper to contain it and called for reinforcement because I didn't want to leave a potential volcano uncovered.

This ends tonight's installment of stuff that wxman posts to the internet that his kid will need counseling for later.

Oh and Pantsy...what the hell kind of **** was your ex into?
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Cleveland Steamers. Duh?
 
wxman1 said:
Just got pooped on. No one mentioned this before hand.
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Poop is easy to deal with (unless of course it's explosive diarrhea). Just wait til the first time the little darling hits you square in the open mouth with the "fountain of youth". Parents of daughters - you have nooooooooo idea!
 
ImJustKCClone said:
Poop is easy to deal with (unless of course it's explosive diarrhea). Just wait til the first time the little darling hits you square in the open mouth with the "fountain of youth". Parents of daughters - you have nooooooooo idea!
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QFT. Although, I was wise enough to keep my mouth shut.

Imagine that feeling when you get in the shower and turn on the water thinking it will come out of the tub spout, but it comes instantly out of the shower and you're all jumping around trying to avoid it and get it stopped? Yeah, like that, except it's pee. But, I guess you're not naked and it's not freezing cold, so you got that going for you.
 
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