Chest Hair Maintenance

[cmjh10]

Ok, I'll bite. Sorry for the low quality pic from my phone.

[video=youtube;NE5uCw7y7g4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE5uCw7y7g4[/video]

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Meandean just combo breakered 00clone

I can tell you, Dean just wasn't sugar coating. I've banged his daughter. She's a cow. I only did it so someone could see the reverse Hitler I manscaped into my neither regions.

 

[ThurgoodMarshal]

It was the conditioner that put it over the top bake...that ain't rite.

In the spirit of keeping this thread as creepy as possible......do guys shampoo/condition their beards? I've never been able to grow a respectable beard and therefore don't go further than a 5 o'clock shadow.

 

[ThurgoodMarshal]

Speaking of favorite CF threads..

No kidding. Meandean just made this thread amazing.

 

[GTO]

In the spirit of keeping this thread as creepy as possible......do guys shampoo/condition their beards? I've never been able to grow a respectable beard and therefore don't go further than a 5 o'clock shadow.

I thought for sure you were going elsewhere with this...

 

[CYvilEng]

In the spirit of keeping this thread as creepy as possible......do guys shampoo/condition their beards? I've never been able to grow a respectable beard and therefore don't go further than a 5 o'clock shadow.

If you shampoo your beard frequently it'll dry out and turn into a brillo pad. I use a mild soap once a week and beard oil daily.

Edit: it might depend on how long it is and of course everyone is different.

 

[CtownCyclone]

In the spirit of keeping this thread as creepy as possible......do guys shampoo/condition their beards? I've never been able to grow a respectable beard and therefore don't go further than a 5 o'clock shadow.

I shampoo the beard, but don't condition anything. I suppose if I had a ZZ Top beard going on, I might have to condition it.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Spock did not Vulcanscape.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

In the spirit of keeping this thread as creepy as possible......do guys shampoo/condition their beards? I've never been able to grow a respectable beard and therefore don't go further than a 5 o'clock shadow.

I wash my face in the shower with soap, but never shampoo.

 

[VeloClone]

If you shampoo your beard frequently it'll dry out and turn into a brillo pad. I use a mold soap once a week and beard oil daily.

Edit: it might depend on how long it is and of course everyone is different.

Well I'm definitely not going to do that. :eek4wd:

 

[CYvilEng]

Well I'm definitely not going to do that. :eek4wd:

Yeah good idea. You should use a mild soap though.

 

[besserheimerphat]

In the spirit of keeping this thread as creepy as possible......do guys shampoo/condition their beards? I've never been able to grow a respectable beard and therefore don't go further than a 5 o'clock shadow.

No shampoo, but I condition it about every other day. I also brush it out every morning, and trim the stragglers about once a week. I haven't tried beard oil yet but have thought about it. My beard is between 4-5" long at the moment.

 

[singsing]

This is the most hilarious thread yet. Luckily I don't have to deal with it. Smooth as a babies butt. Didn't know you had to trim it. Figured it stopped growing after a certain length. That's gotta suck because I hate shaving my face and chin whiskers itch. Can't imagine my chest itching like that. Now who's gonna start a thread on pube maintenance.?

 

[cowgirl836]

my God, imagine the talk on here if men were expected to shave their legs.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

my God, imagine the talk on here if men were expected to shave their legs.

I've trimmed mine before. Or was that supposed to go in confessions?

 

[cowgirl836]

I've trimmed mine before. Or was that supposed to go in confessions?

unless you swam in high school, definitely confessions.