Chest Hair Maintenance

I like to use conditioner on mine to soften it after trimming. Also after the first time subsequent trimmings aren't as itchy.
 
If you have tried everything else you could always go with braids.
 
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I'll give that a thumbs-up, but in this application, I prefer this Owl Gif:

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I beg to differ. Some of us ladies like grassy playgrounds. Bare is boring.

I guess I always like guys who don't seem to be trying too hard. My brother-in-law shaves his and he is the most arrogant person in the world. I know all guys who do it are not like him, but he is the only guy I know who does it and so it has a negative connotation for me. He also spends about 45 minutes a day on the hair on top of his head. A good half hour more than I ever do except on my wedding day. When he comes to visit, everyone else uses one bathroom and he uses the other.