When I scrolled through three responses and didn't see something inappropriate, I was beginning to get worried. Thank you two for restoring my faith in this thread.
Ring, the wedding favor is the adult equivalent of a kid having to give out goodie bags after birthday parties.
I'm not sure when these traditions were started or who started them, but those people are evil and should feel bad.
I was supposed to get a fun time with the bride and instead got Patron, a flask, and a shaving bag? What crap. That doesn't even begin to cover the cost of a plane ticket home!