Random thoughts III
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I figure by this time tomorrow, I ought to be feeling one hundred percent better. Two days of drugs and (hopefully) a good night's sleep. I'll be happy. 
Nope. This old person didn't get it.
I think the 'old person thing' he was asking about is telling jokes nobody gets.
Although you don't really have the persona on here, for some reason I still picture you as the guy that totally tells dad jokes at restaurants and things and embarrass your wife (your kids are probably too young still to be embarrassed by dad jokes).
Just saw a dude propose to his girlfriend and it was the least romantic thing I've ever seen. Like, I get Hawaii is one of the most romantic places in the country, but there's a million better places to do it than on Kalakaua (probably the busiest non-highway road in the state) in front of a McDonalds next to a homeless dude that smells like urine.
I don't know about no dad jokes, but after the church thing Saturday night, we went out with a couple that we're friends with, she arranges these church things...knowing she kinda wears the pants in the family, I totally had her in that half-pizzed/half-laughing state over the 'wives, obey your husbands' parts of the bible. But, reallydo...crip-walking pnuemonia is so not a dad joke...even though I don't really know what dad jokes are.
C'mon, man...he prolly totally blew his whole wad to get to Hawaii and that's the best he can do. Although...in her apartment on a hand-me-down horrid flower print loveseat watching Wheel of Fortune...can't be much better.
A dad joke would be like when in a restaurant when a server comes up and says "hi I'm Wendy, I'll be your server tonight" and dad jokes "hi Wendy, we're the 00 family and we'll be your customers tonight."
And come on, the beach is literally right across Kalakaua from McDonald's. Walk over there and do it. A hundred times more romantic automatically.
Nah, I'm more on the 'not completely inappropriate, but really pretty close, and if you really get it, pretty inappropriate' type.
Guy probably thought it was a private beach....maybe he's only been to everywhere east of the Mississippi where pretty much everything is a private beach.
What's your thoughts on brownies? I'm getting back random, here.
I just had two at dinner. We're talking about your regular run of the mill brownies, right? Not the BDK Special kind?
heh...no, not our little detention pal.
An example of an IRL 00clone joke...the other guy who does the same thing as me at work was talking about having to fix his daughter's house because her BF is as handy as pockets in underwear and he said "Then her back door...it's been acting up for months, but..." and I jumped in with "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, I know your daughter and wife are both nurses, so they're open with this stuff, but I don't need to hear about your daughter's back door problems"
I probably would personally take that joke for even worse than it was meant. Brooklyn would probably assume it's about Ray Rice.
I still don't get the joke...looked up the reference, and think maybe I didn't get it because it wasn't funny.
Pants - you're actually kind of scary close. But it's the kids, not the wife, and we both do it. We also tend to include our servers in this stuff. We're out to enjoy ourselves, and we tend to include them. I should note that we're not out to harass them, and in fact, the more they get involved, the higher the tip tends to be. No dining killjoy bigger than a crabby server that slaps plates down and scowls at you.
Pants - you're actually kind of scary close. But it's the kids, not the wife, and we both do it. We also tend to include our servers in this stuff. We're out to enjoy ourselves, and we tend to include them. I should note that we're not out to harass them, and in fact, the more they get involved, the higher the tip tends to be. No dining killjoy bigger than a crabby server that slaps plates down and scowls at you.
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