OK, 'crop farm kid' story, probably...my grandpa would once in a while pick up a few dozen head of young beef steer and finish them if he thought the market was right, but mostly we did grain. Anyway, one time, one of his 'steer' hadn't actually been 'converted' to a steer so he loaded it in the trailer to go to the vet to get fixed. Looks at me and says "let's go" and I figure I'm riding along. We get to the vet and it's just him and I. We unloaded it...him probably in his 70's and me probably 10. At one point, I was holding one of the sorting gates as this bull is banging the side of the trailer as he's being unloaded, and he hollers "If he starts coming at you, get out of there" and I'm thinking...yeah, thanks...a friggin' bull might charge me, and you give me "if he does, get out of there".
Nothing happened, but that's when 10 year old double ought realized that bullfighter was not in my future career plans.