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Milo and Molly have been rassling with their fox toy since I got home. Molly just got it away from her brother, came flying in here, jumped up on the desk and deposited it in the middle of my dinner.

Ummmmm...thanks?
 
Why is it the one time I wish a hotel would send me one of those damn guest stay surveys they don't?
 
When a lane is showing it will be closing a mile in advance and you speed up to where it's closed and slam on you brakes to get over, don't get all ****** off at me for not letting you in. In usually very generous with letting people merge, but you, sir, can go **** yourself.
 
When a lane is showing it will be closing a mile in advance and you speed up to where it's closed and slam on you brakes to get over, don't get all ****** off at me for not letting you in. In usually very generous with letting people merge, but you, sir, can go **** yourself.

I don't know if I've ever let that particular person in. I always get right up on the vehicle ahead of me since usually they will just try to force their way over until they realize you're not letting them in. ******* dumbasses.
 
Repetitive commercials are common in Iowa during certain times. Right now, I'm gritting my teeth every time I see a certain person standing at a lectern wearing an ISU zip-front. I want to rip it right off the poser...
 
Let's discuss how stupid I am.

There's this guy who has football tickets by my parents. I might have developed a little bit of a crush on him over the last year. But of course I am an idiot and didn't say anything. And do you know how often you see the person that sits by your parents at football games? 6 times per year. Then I think I see him tonight at the CCL and of course I don't say anything. I mean, seriously.....how stupid am I?

I think therapy is in order, but I'm afraid of what I would I would find out :)

Off to drink away my stupidity.
 
When a lane is showing it will be closing a mile in advance and you speed up to where it's closed and slam on you brakes to get over, don't get all ****** off at me for not letting you in. In usually very generous with letting people merge, but you, sir, can go **** yourself.

I work in downtown DSM, and I have this problem every morning. Everyone wants to be in the right lane eventually for me turn, so when people pass me in the left lane I speed up to basically be bumper to bumper to the person in front of me to not let them in. I always laugh when they try to get in and they can't. ******* morons
 
1. Acting in old movies and shows is quite superb :jimlad:

2. I love how in action movies the bad guys cant hit the broad side of a barn, but the good guys never miss.
 
They had to be better actors (and writers) because they didn't have whiz-bang special effects to bail them out...

Oh, I don't know... Don't you get a little dizzy watching Humphrey Bogart movies where they have to make him look taller than his costar?

Sometimes the woman playing opposite him looks as if she has had her neck removed...
 
Oh, I don't know... Don't you get a little dizzy watching Humphrey Bogart movies where they have to make him look taller than his costar?

Sometimes the woman playing opposite him looks as if she has had her neck removed...

Wasn't Alan Ladd another shrimpy guy? Lots of standing on boxes...
 
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