Preparation H

[cmjh10]

I'll tell you what, I caught something last week and I could have **** through a screen door and not touched a wire for two days straight. That, was butthurt.

:wideeyed::shocked:

 

[Cycsk]

Went on RAGBRAI a few years ago and was introduced to "butt butter." It was so weird to be sitting in a restaurant with other bikers talking about "butt butter" in ordinary conversations as I wondered if the people around us were thinking we were perverts.

 

[Gomer80]

Ive heard it helps after taking it in an uncomfortable place so many times.

What, like in the back of a Volkswagen?

 

[Cyclonesince78]

Who else was disappointed that this thread wasn't really about Preparation H?

 

[wartknight]

Preparations A through G were a complete failure...

 

[bos]

this stuff just works.

 

[atlantacyclone]

Of course, the natural progression of the original topic would be to start thinking about the Obama administration...

 

[iacyguy]

Seriously you guys call this a Preparation H thread? I started the best P H thread ever like 10 years ago! Had WAAAY more posts and views then this pile of garbage!

 

[klamath632]

Seriously you guys call this a Preparation H thread? I started the best P H thread ever like 10 years ago! Had WAAAY more posts and views then this pile of garbage!

Meh, stick it up your ***.

 

[iacyguy]

Meh, stick it up your ***.

*nallen reference* jimlad implied. :v_SPIN:

 

[mganzeveld]

Maybe people need something stronger because if says if symptoms don't improve within 7 days, or if bleeding, pain, and irritation worsen you should tell your doctor promptly.

I always love the fine print, especially for Viagra. 2 hour erection...ok. 3 hours? See a doctor!

 

[Rabbuk]

I bet Iowa's preparation H would have twice as many posts, and it would be only pure gold.

 

[Acylum]

Preparation H, a white paste. Hawk MBB, pasty white. Therefore, boycott Preparation H. Re-title thread please.

 

[MaccloNe]

It's Obamas fault

Edit: Can I post this? Or will some scumbag try to sue CF?

Where is Billy Clinton when you help with your pants.

 

[BoxsterCy]

What, like in the back of a Volkswagen?

Let's hijack this thread. I am going with the passenger bucket seat of a '68 MGB in the Union parking ramp. :wideeyed:

 

[MaccloNe]

I always love the fine print, especially for Viagra. 2 hour erection...ok. 3 hours? See a doctor!

Nope, see doc if boner last four hours.

 

[scyclonekid]

Nope, see doc if boner last four hours.

What happens if you don't?

 

[bos]

What happens if you don't?

They drain it with a needle in the ER.

 

[MLawrence]

What happens if you don't?

Why contact the doctor? Seems like waste of some perfectly good wood.

 

[Cyclonepride]

Since this is virtual butt hurt, do I just rub my iPad on my *** or what? I'm not familiar with the process.