Nebraska slogans/phrases needed...

Easy to explain, NU wanted it so badly their sphincters closed up and they choked. Pretty easy to see when you drop that many passes going to touchdowns. One or two... excusable... 4 and they got in their own heads and laid an egg. That is the danger of wanting a game too bad for too long.

It was over hyped. The Missouri game could have been a similar scenario but the coaches made the week more business-like and at times light and fun... and they played that way. Probably the best overall and complete game in Bo's tenure.
 
Bugeaters meet the Bug Beaters.

Bugeaters - since 1890.

Helu will lose his HALO.

What's a Burkhead?

We want Zac!!!

Niles is a River.
 
Hey Nebraska, it's time to grow a pair. Figure out how to beat your rival instead of running from him.

P.S. There go the Big 10 admission standards.
 
Our group is looking for some funny and witty Nebraska slogans or phrases to create into a banner for our tailgate on Saturday.

The only one I can think of is "N" is for kNOwledge.

Thanks in advance!
I don't have any slogans or phrases, but I just heard on CNN that the state of Nebraska is considering leaving the United States and joining Mexico. They figure that they can compete better with the Mexican states. :jimlad:
 
The real Big Red, Cardinal Style.

How has Barney been doing?

Meet your Huskers head on.

Is Tom still running the team?

Red, you forgot the ball.

How did Texas win?
 
Easy to explain, NU wanted it so badly their sphincters closed up and they choked. Pretty easy to see when you drop that many passes going to touchdowns. One or two... excusable... 4 and they got in their own heads and laid an egg. That is the danger of wanting a game too bad for too long.

It was over hyped. The Missouri game could have been a similar scenario but the coaches made the week more business-like and at times light and fun... and they played that way. Probably the best overall and complete game in Bo's tenure.


must explain what happened to us last year.

didn't know we meant that much!
 
WOW.... those are some doozies! I feel shame for being Husker fan now... I think the 80's called and want their lame slogans back. Go to the Texas board and learn how to write smack.
You're grouchy. I think you should stop enjoying prostate exams so much.
 
Easy to explain, NU wanted it so badly their sphincters closed up and they choked. Pretty easy to see when you drop that many passes going to touchdowns. One or two... excusable... 4 and they got in their own heads and laid an egg. That is the danger of wanting a game too bad for too long.


So what you are saying is Texas did not beat you but you beat yourselves.

I am not sure how the Big 11 is going to determine who wins the iowa vs. Nebraska game since neither of the fan bases believes they ever get beat by another team.
 
  • Like
Reactions: MidwestZest
Easy to explain, NU wanted it so badly their sphincters closed up and they choked. Pretty easy to see when you drop that many passes going to touchdowns. One or two... excusable... 4 and they got in their own heads and laid an egg. That is the danger of wanting a game too bad for too long.

It was over hyped. The Missouri game could have been a similar scenario but the coaches made the week more business-like and at times light and fun... and they played that way. Probably the best overall and complete game in Bo's tenure.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmWuIgwDE_Y]YouTube - SAY WHA?![/ame]
 
Our group of about 20 guys made T-shirts for the game. Below is the result of our collective brainstorming. The slogan we used is listed first.

1. "Tailgating's like anything else...it's more fun when its wet"

1A. (close second) “I honestly and without question believe that Texas won the Big XII championship last yearâ€￾

2. Tailgaiting in Lincoln: Just like Ames except less Awesome!

3. What's the worst part about tailgating in Lincoln? Telling your dad you're gay.

4. What do you call a Husker with half a brain? Gifted.

5. Your women are way hotter, your teams are all way better, and your Alumni network kicks ***. Damn.

6. We're happy you have a good football team if it really means that much to you. It's sort of sad when you think about it.

7. Buy a lot of ethanol when you drive through Iowa for every game next year.
Remember when we beat you last year? That was pathetic.

8. "When I grow up, I want to go to the University of Nebraska, a mediocre university with a great football team, then move back to Omaha and sell insurance."

9. "I wasn't smart enough to go to a real school, so I'll make up for it by being a football fanatic."

10. "The domestic abuse rate in Nebraska goes up 4100% when the Huskers don't win. We'll let you win" - that's a fact.

11. “Are you attracted to the Big 10 because they can’t count either?â€￾

12. “The Motel 8 in Boone, IA has bead bugs… good luck tonight Husker Fansâ€￾

13. The top selling blowup doll in your home state is named "Little Red"

14. You cry like a little girl whenever anyone says the word "Texas"

15. A tumble down some stairs is nothing a national championship can't fix

16. You love having the least intimidating name in all of college sports - Oh, you husk corn? Scary!

17. Your most successful quarterback post-college is Brooks Berringer. (poor taste).

Our group is looking for some funny and witty Nebraska slogans or phrases to create into a banner for our tailgate on Saturday.

The only one I can think of is "N" is for kNOwledge.

Thanks in advance!
 
Our group of about 20 guys made T-shirts for the game. Below is the result of our collective brainstorming. The slogan we used is listed first.

1. "Tailgating's like anything else...it's more fun when its wet"

1A. (close second) “I honestly and without question believe that Texas won the Big XII championship last year”

2. Tailgaiting in Lincoln: Just like Ames except less Awesome!

3. What's the worst part about tailgating in Lincoln? Telling your dad you're gay.

4. What do you call a Husker with half a brain? Gifted.

5. Your women are way hotter, your teams are all way better, and your Alumni network kicks ***. Damn.

6. We're happy you have a good football team if it really means that much to you. It's sort of sad when you think about it.

7. Buy a lot of ethanol when you drive through Iowa for every game next year.
Remember when we beat you last year? That was pathetic.

8. "When I grow up, I want to go to the University of Nebraska, a mediocre university with a great football team, then move back to Omaha and sell insurance."

9. "I wasn't smart enough to go to a real school, so I'll make up for it by being a football fanatic."

10. "The domestic abuse rate in Nebraska goes up 4100% when the Huskers don't win. We'll let you win" - that's a fact.

11. “Are you attracted to the Big 10 because they can’t count either?”

12. “The Motel 8 in Boone, IA has bead bugs… good luck tonight Husker Fans”

13. The top selling blowup doll in your home state is named "Little Red"

14. You cry like a little girl whenever anyone says the word "Texas"

15. A tumble down some stairs is nothing a national championship can't fix

16. You love having the least intimidating name in all of college sports - Oh, you husk corn? Scary!

17. Your most successful quarterback post-college is Brooks Berringer. (poor taste).

Just make a shirt that says "Tommy Frazier = overrated". This will personally offend ever Nebraska fan who sees it. Also, were you really considering putting all those on t-shirts? Some of those are like a paragraph long.
 
Easy to explain, NU wanted it so badly their sphincters closed up and they choked. Pretty easy to see when you drop that many passes going to touchdowns. One or two... excusable... 4 and they got in their own heads and laid an egg. That is the danger of wanting a game too bad for too long.

It was over hyped. The Missouri game could have been a similar scenario but the coaches made the week more business-like and at times light and fun... and they played that way. Probably the best overall and complete game in Bo's tenure.

Who would have guessed, excuses.


Dear Nebraska,

**** you.

Signed,

Everyone
 
  • Like
Reactions: SenorCy