The KSU fan mantra:
"Here at Kansas State we only care about scoreboard. Except when we don't have it, in which case we care about history. But only recent history. Kind of recent. About eleven years of it. But not the last eleven years. Like, subtract the last four years, and then the previous eleven years. That's the kind of recent history we're talking about. Except in basketball, in which case history is utterly irrelevant, and only the future which hasn't happened yet matters, except when we're trying to convince people we have a basketball school, in which case history matters, but only the last forty years. Or rather, the last forty years before the last twenty years."