A taunt to ISU (in fun)

[arcoog]

When will cyclones realize that defeat exists in Iowa
even changing it's image to a bird with a sh*it eating grin
won't prevent the Coogs from swooping in to a win
and nothing you can do to prevent an explosion of a shot nutria

While COOGS everywhere recognize the valiant play of the birds
we also know that you can play as if you can lay a big turd
We wish you well after this game knowing we have title claim
This is the will of the GODS and not just a fleeting fame.

 

[AgronAlum]

 

[ianjbark3r]

Man, you're lucky half this forum can't read or you'd be in big trouble.

 

[bozclone]

Houston is close enough to New Orleans that your cougars should know not to play with Magic.

 

[RezClone]

When will cyclones realize that defeat exists in Iowa
even changing it's image to a bird with a sh*it eating grin
won't prevent the Coogs from swooping in to a win
and nothing you can do to prevent an explosion of a shot nutria

While COOGS everywhere recognize the valiant play of the birds
we also know that you can play as if you can lay a big turd
We wish you well after this game knowing we have title claim
This is the will of the GODS and not just a fleeting fame.

God **** it, Jerry. You gotta stop doing this, lmao!

 

[Pope]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your poem sucks
And you're full of poo​

 

[CloneLawman]

When will cyclones realize that defeat exists in Iowa
even changing it's image to a bird with a sh*it eating grin
won't prevent the Coogs from swooping in to a win
and nothing you can do to prevent an explosion of a shot nutria

While COOGS everywhere recognize the valiant play of the birds
we also know that you can play as if you can lay a big turd
We wish you well after this game knowing we have title claim
This is the will of the GODS and not just a fleeting fame.

 

[amishclone]

 

[Cyclonepride]

When will cyclones realize that defeat exists in Iowa
even changing it's image to a bird with a sh*it eating grin
won't prevent the Coogs from swooping in to a win
and nothing you can do to prevent an explosion of a shot nutria

While COOGS everywhere recognize the valiant play of the birds
we also know that you can play as if you can lay a big turd
We wish you well after this game knowing we have title claim
This is the will of the GODS and not just a fleeting fame.

 

[intrepid27]

When will cyclones realize that defeat exists in Iowa
even changing it's image to a bird with a sh*it eating grin
won't prevent the Coogs from swooping in to a win
and nothing you can do to prevent an explosion of a shot nutria

While COOGS everywhere recognize the valiant play of the birds
we also know that you can play as if you can lay a big turd
We wish you well after this game knowing we have title claim
This is the will of the GODS and not just a fleeting fame.

Very clever. BTW - 80% of Iowa State fans will have to google "nutria" to know what you are referring to.

 

[MeanDean]

Very clever. BTW - 80% of Iowa State fans will have to google "nutria" to know what you are referring to.

Naw, we all know it's a giant rat.

They can't raise corn or soybeans there - so hogs or cattle would starve. So they have to eat rats.

 

[Letterkenny]

First thing that comes to mind when I hear "cougars".

 

[GetAwesome]

 

[Erik4Cy]

 

[farm85]

 

[RezClone]

Naw, we all know it's a giant rat.

They can't raise corn or soybeans there - so hogs or cattle would starve. So they have to eat rats.

Perfect time for this one. Credit for the assist!

 

[MartyFine]

 

[CySmurf]

When will cyclones realize that defeat exists in Iowa
even changing it's image to a bird with a sh*it eating grin
won't prevent the Coogs from swooping in to a win
and nothing you can do to prevent an explosion of a shot nutria

While COOGS everywhere recognize the valiant play of the birds
we also know that you can play as if you can lay a big turd
We wish you well after this game knowing we have title claim
This is the will of the GODS and not just a fleeting fame.

NERRRRRD!

 

[CloneLawman]

When will cyclones realize that defeat exists in Iowa
even changing it's image to a bird with a sh*it eating grin
won't prevent the Coogs from swooping in to a win
and nothing you can do to prevent an explosion of a shot nutria

While COOGS everywhere recognize the valiant play of the birds
we also know that you can play as if you can lay a big turd
We wish you well after this game knowing we have title claim
This is the will of the GODS and not just a fleeting fame.

 

[cyfanatic]

First thing that comes to mind when I hear "cougars".

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The title brought me in...the actual show pushed me away!