What's wrong with campus toilets?
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Or had some of these gummy bears. The reviews are outstanding.
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Or packed two boots, one in each cheek...one skoal straight, one cope wintergreen then drink a black coffee before downing a whole pack of wintergreen breathsavers?
I was about to say the same... I don't know about you but as much as I love Chinese food if you need a good "cleansing" of your bowels Chinese food usually is a good way to speed that process up.
This whole thread sure has brought up some funny bathroom jokes. Another relevant one after visiting the bathroom a few hours after stuffing yourself on some Panda Orange Chicken:
Ok, I just went to library first floor bathroom. Since it doesn't allow me to upload video, I'm uploading the screenshots of the video I recorded. First pic is before flushing, in order to make it easier to identity, I put some paper on the seat.
Second pic is during flushing, I had to step back because the splash was going crazy. And that's what I was talking earlier about how the splash can go to your face if you don't move quickly enough.
This one is after flushing, you can see the splash on the seat
The splash on right side of seat and even on the wall and floor.
Unfortunately, the splash went to my sweater just now, I'll have to wash it, which is very gross. You guys are making fun of this fact about campus toilet, I don't know whether you guys are so nasty that you just simply accept the drops jumping on you, or the school is too busy, so there's no time to notice this actually happened to you.
@ISU2 Your result is unfortunately not reliable. The new finding is that library first floor bathroom do splash on your face!!
One possibility is that the family toilet is more friendly. If this is the case, I urge @cowgirl836 to go check it out in women's bathroom.
Second pic is during flushing, I had to step back because the splash was going crazy. And that's what I was talking earlier about how the splash can go to your face if you don't move quickly enough.
This one is after flushing, you can see the splash on the seat
The splash on right side of seat and even on the wall and floor.
Unfortunately, the splash went to my sweater just now, I'll have to wash it, which is very gross. You guys are making fun of this fact about campus toilet, I don't know whether you guys are so nasty that you just simply accept the drops jumping on you, or the school is too busy, so there's no time to notice this actually happened to you.
@ISU2 Your result is unfortunately not reliable. The new finding is that library first floor bathroom do splash on your face!!
One possibility is that the family toilet is more friendly. If this is the case, I urge @cowgirl836 to go check it out in women's bathroom.
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What the literal **** is happening in here
That confirms my suspicion that this actually some sociology study. The important variable X probably controlled for by similar posts about toilets on other sports boards around the country--- by some pitifully average looking young woman (i.e. an avatar sans the staggeringly beautiful face). I'm on to you "Daphne," I'll bet you are some scruffy, ill-shaven grad student named Barry, working on his dumb thesis.
Same on you and your dumb thesis
Are we at Peak CF in this thread? I feel like we've got all the ingredients here...
unfortunately I'm no longer on campus so you may wish for someone closer to check it out
My biggest takeaway is that as you can see in picture number 2, the vacuum created by this impressive throne dang near ripped the camera right out of Daphne's hands.
This thread has officially entered legendary status
This reminds me of a time I was staying at the Fairfield Inn in Las Colinas. The toilets flush so forcefully that it actually scares you even when you are expecting it. The first morning several of us were all eating breakfast so I had to ask "So did anyone else get scared to death flushing the toilet?" Everyone laughed.
I was back there a week later at the same hotel. I was in the elevator with some random guy from Utah and it was his first time there. He got off the elevator and just as the door closed I told him to watch out for the toilet. I'm sure he thought that was something really odd to say until he flushed that monster.
I was back there a week later at the same hotel. I was in the elevator with some random guy from Utah and it was his first time there. He got off the elevator and just as the door closed I told him to watch out for the toilet. I'm sure he thought that was something really odd to say until he flushed that monster.
A fully loaded bowl with before and after would have been much more impressive.
Many years ago I worked for a large plumbing wholesale company in the commercial quotes department. I have seen this issue before where people began to complain about this exact situation. The answer took awhile to discover, but eventually we did find out what was happening. Long story short, when the toilet was being created in the mold there were some imperfections. This in return caused massive turbulence when high pressure water was applied. The result is what you are experiencing. Bad news is we kept running into the same issue even though we put a new toilet in. (same model though) Finally the factory revealed to us that when toilets are being made and something goes wrong with the production process, many toilets are produced with this problem before quality control catches it. I believe we were on our 9th or 10th switch out before were able to finally find a model that did not have imperfections.
Good Luck!
Good Luck!
