What is the worst song of all time?

I don't know that I can pick a worst song. I like a wide variety of music but can't really think of one that makes me want to jam a meat thermometer in my ear.
 
Seriously? I mean, you have "Boogie in the Butt" right there on the same album.


My old band did a metal cover of Abracadabra, but changed the words to "reach out and stab ya." The crowds loved it. I always wanted to start a parody band, and kinda did with my brother (it was called Dyslexics The) but I had to move shortly after and we didn't have a place to jam anymore.
 
Just because I had some good times to this song in the dorms doesn't mean it's not awful.


I always wondered: is an afternoon delight the same thing as a nooner? Nonetheless, it was an abysmal song--the singers being obviously too full of themselves.
 
I always wondered: is an afternoon delight the same thing as a nooner? Nonetheless, it was an abysmal song--the singers being obviously too full of themselves.
Wink wink nudge nudge...The Starland Vocal Band actually parlayed this song into a summer replacement variety show. The 70s were somethin' man.
 
Wink wink nudge nudge...The Starland Vocal Band actually parlayed this song into a summer replacement variety show. The 70s were somethin' man.
There was some great music and some decent television, but the bottom of the barrel stuff was incredibly bad. Just absolutely painful... Reminds me of the Grammy award winning new artist for 1979: A Taste Of Honey

Also nominated: Elvis Costello, The Cars, Toto, Chris Rea. I'd like to thank the Academy for picking the absolute WORST act.

 
While the MESSAGE of the song I completely understand. The lyrics are just ******* awful. Feed Jake by Pirates of the Mississippi.

Also throwing in She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy for obvious reasons.
 
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Any child of the 80s who watched a lot of MTV probably knows this one. Can you tell who the famous actor in this video is?
 
Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney.

It’s like that synth starts at quarter notes and reverb at 3. By the end it’s like 16th notes with that reverb cranked to 11.
Your post takes me back to when I worked at the university book store in college. Our general manager made us listen to Lite 104.1’s holiday music from Thanksgiving to Christmas. The amount of Christmas songs that I heard that are absolute crimes against humanity numbers in the dozens. Wonderful Christmastime might be the worst, but I’d put this piece of **** by Kenny Loggins right there with it:
 
A couple of songs mentioned earlier in the thread ("Afternoon Delight" and "Having My Baby") are part of this "Jerks on 45" medley. These versions at least have energy (plus sarcasm helps, I"m sure).

 

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