Forgot to include Affleck in the loser's category and gonna edit to add it now. I think I forgot to include him because of how forgettable his performance was and I was falling asleep. He was not good
Tom Brady Roast
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His latest one Razzle Dazzle was very good. The end bit leaves me laughing so hard everytime I listen to it.
Imo Bill wasn't good. Delivered in his normal boring tone and didn't really roast anyone to bad with his comments.
She's great at these. I haven't seen this one.
My mind will never be changed on Bert. I drink, have a stupid made-up laugh, and take my shirt off...I'm funny!
Only Brendan Schaub is worse. At least Brendan has been finally kicked to the curb.
Rob Lowe's roast, which they somehow got Ann Coulter on, is one of my favorites.
Norm’s Bob Saget roast was brilliant. Not exactly the same but Andy Samberg’s performance in the James Franco roast is amazing. I can’t find the full version but it’s even better if you can find it.
Samberg just ripped off what Norm did. I like Sanberg but he just did what Norm did but in a different style
Has anyone seen the girl or confirmed he was actually leaving a girls house? I have never seen this before
Agree with everyone else. Glazer was the clear best. Hinchliffe and Jay were very good. Had not really heard of Hinchcliffe and searched for a comedy special after watching him. Disappointed to see he doesn't have one.
I think Kevin Hart held his own. Not an easy job for sure to have that much time at the mic.
Edelman, Bledsoe and Peyton Manning were pretty good as ex-players. Randy Moss was bad. Belechik meh.
Affleck was surprisingly terrible. And for professionals, Tom and Bert were terrible and got off the rails with the Hitler and serial killer stuff.
Ron Burgundy was only funny because of his schtick. But what was up with his makeup? His eyes looked like two dots in his head.
Probably just me and the wife, but we started feeling sorry for the Hernandez family.
Damn, Tom Brady just does not age. He looks like he could still suit up tomorrow.
I think Kevin Hart held his own. Not an easy job for sure to have that much time at the mic.
Edelman, Bledsoe and Peyton Manning were pretty good as ex-players. Randy Moss was bad. Belechik meh.
Affleck was surprisingly terrible. And for professionals, Tom and Bert were terrible and got off the rails with the Hitler and serial killer stuff.
Ron Burgundy was only funny because of his schtick. But what was up with his makeup? His eyes looked like two dots in his head.
Probably just me and the wife, but we started feeling sorry for the Hernandez family.
Damn, Tom Brady just does not age. He looks like he could still suit up tomorrow.
This was better than I thought it would be, but it had the same issue that every roast has:
Once you get past the first good roaster (Glaser in this one) every joke feels like a retread. We get it:
Hart is short
Gronk is stupid
Bill is never fun
Randy didn't get a ring
Bledsoe got cucked
Edelman is gay for Tom
Tom got divorced
There, I just told you 90% of the script.
By the end the funniest bits were Hart's random "**** you, Tom"s.
Probably didn't help that I didn't know who a single one of the people on the right side of the dais were. Although I might check out Kill Tony now. He was great.
Once you get past the first good roaster (Glaser in this one) every joke feels like a retread. We get it:
Hart is short
Gronk is stupid
Bill is never fun
Randy didn't get a ring
Bledsoe got cucked
Edelman is gay for Tom
Tom got divorced
There, I just told you 90% of the script.
By the end the funniest bits were Hart's random "**** you, Tom"s.
Probably didn't help that I didn't know who a single one of the people on the right side of the dais were. Although I might check out Kill Tony now. He was great.
The right side of the Dais is the whose who of comedy right now. Kill Tony, Tom Segura, Bert, Glaser, Didn't know the short black lesbian lady, and Jeff Ross. Shane Gillis was in the crowd.
Tony on Tom and Bert's podcast on the roast. Tom and Bert got asked right away probably because both have lots of specials on Netflix but Tony had to fight and claw to be on. Pretty interesting stuff.
Bill Belichick Dating 23-Year-Old Ex-Cheerleader Jordon Hudson
Bill Belichick has a new love interest in his life ... TMZ Sports has learned he's dating 23-year-old former competitive cheerleader Jordon Hudson.
www.tmz.com
******* gross
