Next time you have to spell xylophone, use a Z. When someone says, "Hey that's wrong," say, "No it ain't. If you think that's wrong, you need to get your head Z-rayed."
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Next time you have to spell xylophone, use a Z. When someone says, "Hey that's wrong," say, "No it ain't. If you think that's wrong, you need to get your head Z-rayed."
Even better is the expiration date on bottled water.
So it's not H2O after said date????
realizing that this is a laugh type thread, I actually thought this one thru a while ago. The expiration date is most likely how long they're willing to stand behind the seal on the bottle.
OK, back to jokes.
Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
If your in a vehicle traveliing at the speed of light and turn on the headlights...will they do anything?
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press?
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
I bought some batteries but they weren't included.
Steven Wright is my favorite.
If your in a vehicle traveliing at the speed of light and turn on the headlights...will they do anything?
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press?
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
I bought some batteries but they weren't included.
Steven Wright is my favorite.
