things that make you go...

[CloneCubbie]

See signature... :GEEK:

 

[AIBClone]

Wow, so you are saying that you've never seen a blind person wander up to a drive through ATM and take money out? Dude get out of your cave.

I have seen them but I bet they havent seen me.

 

[SC Cy]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2ayWcJfxo]Things That Make You Go Hmmmm.... - YouTube[/ame]

 

[nhclone]

I also seem to recall this being mentioned as a just question:

Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormcrow?


(nerd)

 

[Tailg8er]

Why is it necessary to put nutrition facts on my bottle of water?

What's that you say, my water has 0 calories, 0g of fat, 0mg of sodium, 0g of carbohydrate, & 0g of protein?

Thanks for keeping me informed, I guess.

 

[ISUKyro]

Why is it necessary to put nutrition facts on my bottle of water?

What's that you say, my water has 0 calories, 0g of fat, 0mg of sodium, 0g of carbohydrate, & 0g of protein?

Thanks for keeping me informed, I guess.

Even better is the expiration date on bottled water.
So it's not H2O after said date????

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

How come Hawaii has interstate highways?

This is my favorite so far.

 

[Naughtius]

Even better is the expiration date on bottled water.
So it's not H2O after said date????

It becomes H too old. <Rim shot>

Huh? Huh?

Is this thing on?

 

[ISpyCy]

Not gonna lie to you, OP...I first read this and thought you drove all the way to Aggieland for snakes and sparklers...

 

[cyclonespiker33]

What's the deal with fruitcake? It doesn't add up.

Fruit... Good.
Cake... Great.
Fruitcake... Nasty crap.

 

[Tailg8er]

Not gonna lie to you, OP...I first read this and thought you drove all the way to Aggieland for snakes and sparklers...

Haha..

"You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?!"

 

[bosco]

Honest question. Why is the number pad on a keyboard different than one on a phone?

 

[longtimeclone]

Honest question. Why is the number pad on a keyboard different than one on a phone?

So accountants or number crunchers can type much faster.

Ever hear of benford's law? Benford's law - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[IcSyU]

So accountants or number crunchers can type much faster.

Ever hear of benford's law? Benford's law - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I'm an accountant and I've never heard of Benford's Law until now. Thanks for that, Iowa State.

 

[Tailg8er]

So accountants or number crunchers can type much faster.Ever hear of benford's law? Benford's law - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I'm an accountant and I've never heard of Benford's Law until now. Thanks for that, Iowa State.

Same here...

Maybe we should have just saved our thousands of dollars & just learned from pointless offseason CF threads instead!

 

[VTXCyRyD]

And how about Grape Nuts? No grapes, no nuts.....what's the deal?!

They taste like ***. They should call them *** nuts.

They already have a name. It's called dingle berries

 

[longtimeclone]

I'm an accountant and I've never heard of Benford's Law until now. Thanks for that, Iowa State.

I actually learned it while working or there may have been something about it in a stat class.

I am not sure if you do any audits but it can be applied to cash disbursements during the year to look for suspicious/funny activity because it will catch a lot of similar type payments even when they aren't material. Yes the accounting nerd came out a bit there but I find the whole thing pretty fascinating especially when you see it in action.

 

[stevefrench]

Same here...

Maybe we should have just saved our thousands of dollars & just learned from pointless offseason CF threads instead!

I take offense to this

 

[isulive2train]

if you say onvelope then spell it that way! amirite?!

 

[isulive2train]

What's the deal with fruitcake? It doesn't add up. Fruit... Good.Cake... Great.Fruitcake... Nasty crap.

-Jim Gaffigan