A Wildcat fan pulled these amazing quotes from "Shaggy" They are posted here for your enjoyment.
If we ever add intelligence to our aggression on the line, we will be great.
How inept can one defense be? We're answering that question right now.
I've watched 10 plays. We've made blatant errors on nine of those. Solid effort.
Our gameplan is to wear out their offense by continually giving them 1st Downs via penalty and keeping them on the field
No coaching. The entire team has the IQ of a potato
And holding? WTF. We had to hold to get that awesome return.
What does the Defense do during the week? It ain't practicing football. Probably watching food network.
Right now, Snyder is playing chess against coaches that are eating glue.
We're so bad they're showing Indiana-Northwestern highlights during our game.
Stephen Hawking would look all american against us
Explosive offense? Explosive like diarrhea
The Pride And Winning Tradition Of The University Of Texas Will Not Be Entrusted To The Weak Or The Timid.... until now.
I do not understand our gameplan, apparently our players dont either
There are pacifist, flower selling, hippie communes with more defense than us.
And now we realize the true reason why we want out of the Big XII: Having to play Purple Kryptonite.
At this point, I'd rather bring Beth Mowins down from the booth to coach our team.
I have been cautious to join the Fire Charlie crowd but I'm there now. If they fire him at half, I would be fine with it
Well, at least we haven't missed any extra points.
if we forfeit now, the score is still somewhat respectable?
Hopefully, they have someone packing up Charlie's office as we speak.
Packing defense? The only one doing any packing is Bill Snyder.
Hey guys charlie strong is a good coach. You can tell because we dont get penalties at crucial times.
We look about as well coached as the first time Coach Bombay's Mighty Ducks faced the Hawks.
"multiple players moved" The only time our guys have all been on the same page today
My burnt orange heart is slowly beeping crushed again by the Purple Wizard.
looking at that play, i see three KState players split wide in the same spot, and we have one player covering them
i saw ONE defender to cover 3 kstate wrs?????
A head coach and a demoted defensive coordinator focused 100% on defense and we run a junior high level scheme and execute on a junior high level.
When Charlie said he was going to put the T back in Texas, did he mean T as in terrible?
It sure didn't mean tackle.
I would be worried about our D getting tired but can't be that exhausting watching dudes run right by you
Remove the longhorn decal off every one of their helmets at halftime. They don't deserve them
Even the announcer is giving Charlie advice about jamming the WR's at the line instead of giving them cushion. This is sad.
I got in an argument 2 years ago with a Michigan grad buddy who said Charlie would be another Brady Hoke. We were both wrong because Charlie isn't nearly as good as that fat bastard.
Liveleak videos are less disturbing than watching this crap.
Even the moron announcer wants us to play press coverage.
If this team was a horse, we'd shoot it.
every wideout was open on that pass. he could have thrown it to four different guys
They should put TOAST on the back of Bonney's jersey
We won the toss and deferred so we will PROBABLY get the ball first in the second half. Let's see what this staff decides
I need matches, Charlie's address, and an alibi.
I've had it. Bring on a coach who wins but doesn't condone rape. Petrino, Chip Kelly, whoever.
I've resorted to freshly broken up chick mode, I just sent the girlfriend out to buy me ice cream, this isn't good
Playing "not to get beat over the top" by a QB that can't throw it 20 yards is possibly the worst coaching I've seen in CFB this season.
I don't know who should be coach but it absolutely should not be Charlie strong
My first child, a son, is to be birthed tomorrow. I should be over the moon with excitement, but I find myself thirsting for the sweet embrace of a shotgun blast to the face.
Can Darrell Royal arise and slap some sense into our coaching staff?
This game makes me want to open up a shotgun tasting business.
Charlie getting out-coached by a man who is old enough to have charged up San Juan Hill with the Rough Riders.
Great use of play action there on 4th and 17! Really faked them out!
Did they really run play action on that? I just caught the throw (unlike Foreman).
We are so inept we might as well field a team of pomeranians.
This team deserves a prime time spot on comedy central.
Duck farts. That's all I got. We are a bunch of duck farts.
That guy was a Groza finalist?
I'm not even mad...that might be the worst indictment of this team and staff.
I feel like I am strapped in a dentist chair and getting a tooth pulled without anesthesia, while gay porn is on the tv.
um, they know we have to get two scores, right?
I think Gilbert is trying to lose so that they fire Charlie and make him interim
The o-line sucks, but at least the d-line is inept.
Glad we wasted a minute calling run plays with no timeouts
Can't wait for this onside kick. Probably will be blocked somehow.
If TDomingue can shank the kick off like his FG we may get this ball back
Welp, I think I prefer smelling my farts to watching a Charlie Strong coached football team. To be fair, my farts smell amazing.
Should have had Kansas aggy go to the SEC..
I can't decide who is more stupid, the players or the coaches....maybe it's just both
With November comes new hope. At least we have basketball to be unreasonably optimistic about
Can we lane kiffin Charlie and not let him travel back with the team