One of my buddies went on a date with a girl this past summer and live texted the group chat through the whole thing. Building up to the date, she had been talking like they had been married for years, so he was already annoyed by that, but he decided to go through with it. She met him at his place and he drove from there. She showed up wearing pretty much a prom dress and when she went to get in his truck and let out a sassy "excuse me" when he didn't open the door for her. They went to Provisions for dinner, where she insisted on sitting on the same side of the booth as him, and then ordered a $150 bottle of wine and a meal that was one of their higher priced items. When their server came around asking if they were ready for the check, he said "two checks please".
