Shot a bird in my garage

[bosco]

Take a black light to your garage. Use Clorox wipes.

 

[JM4CY]

Somebody's about to ge the bird flu!

F you GTO!!!

 

[GTO]

F you GTO!!!

Can't hear you through my gas mask.

 

[CyCloned]

First thing I thought of when reading the title.

 

[Donqluione]

I’ll turn in my man card if this is a dumb question. A ******* wren got stuck and wouldn’t leave my garage. I winged it and sure and **** the damn this flew across to whole f ing Garage and bleed over all the kids crap. Bikes t ball bats etc. do I need to be concerned about this or how do I clean it up.

You should probably expect other parents to give you a wide berth at the playground and Little League, otherwise no harm, the blood won't cause any permanent disability. The extra space could be a good thing.

Cold water will wash it off anything plastic/otherwise impervious, with a little scrubbing if it has dried by now. Clothing will take some appropriate laundry assistance: do NOT try to rinse it out with hot water.

BTW, likely a sparrow, not a wren. Might seem like a minor quibble, but people like wrens.

 

[JM4CY]

Can't hear you through my gas mask.

 

[MeanDean]

Wearing cargo shorts at the time?

 

[larry]

Did you try opening the garage door?

 

[MeanDean]

 

[JM4CY]

Did you try opening the garage door?

No my parents garage doors weren’t working at the time because I didn’t pay my 10 dollar rent.

Yes I freaking tried that! The damn thing was dumber and less logical than yeah buddy.

 

[BCClone]

I used a fish net once for a bird in our garage. Use a 22next time so you dont wing it.

 

[TruClone]

Get some old carpet, roll the bird up with the carpet, duct tape it so it stays together. Place it in your trunk along with a shovel. Wait until dark and drive to a remote area. Dig hole and bury it, then bury the shovel. Never speak of it again.

 

[Cyched]

No my parents garage doors weren’t working at the time because I didn’t pay my 10 dollar rent.

Yes I freaking tried that! The damn thing was dumber and less logical than yeah buddy.

So this thread should technically be renamed ‘Shot a bird in my parents’ garage’ ?

 

[CloneLawman]

So this thread should technically be renamed ‘Shot a bird in my parents’ garage’ ?

Better than "Shot a bird in my parents' basement".

 

[BCClone]

Better than "Shot my bird in my parents' basement".

But not better than this.

 

[jcyclonee]

Stupid, smart-aleck bird had it coming.

 

[ca4cy]

Clorox spray? That work. Just notice the damned thing crapped on the top of my kids hot wheels.

No my parents garage doors weren’t working at the time because I didn’t pay my 10 dollar rent.

Yes I freaking tried that! The damn thing was dumber and less logical than yeah buddy.

Honestly sounding like Herky might be the perfect name for this thing. If it was banging another wren in the bathroom before you shot it then it's pretty well decided.

 

[NorthCyd]

The scariest revelation in this thread is that you've managed to procreate.

 

[jcyclonee]

Honestly sounding like Herky might be the perfect name for this thing. If it was banging another wren in the bathroom before you shot it then it's pretty well decided.

You should be able to do a blood alcohol test on the residue left on the kids' toys. If it's an epic .341, it's pretty well decided. YOLO!

 

[CascadeClone]

What did you shoot it with? Sounds like you needed to roll heavy, but instead brought a pea-shooter?

Or, maybe the J in your handle stands for Jayne?

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