Shot a bird in my garage

[JM4CY]

I’ll turn in my man card if this is a dumb question. A ******* wren got stuck and wouldn’t leave my garage. I winged it and sure and **** the damn this flew across to whole f ing Garage and bleed over all the kids crap. Bikes t ball bats etc. do I need to be concerned about this or how do I clean it up.

 

[JM4CY]

I told my son we may mount it and call it Herky.

 

[Cyched]

This is shaping up to be the best offseason ever.

 

[CyCrazy]

Tell them you are a mercenary at night. They will think you are cool even though in reality you only managed to ding a bird at a distance less then 10 ft probably.

 

[CloneLawman]

I’ll turn in my man card if this is a dumb question. A ******* wren got stuck and wouldn’t leave my garage. I winged it and sure and **** the damn this flew across to whole f ing Garage and bleed over all the kids crap. Bikes t ball bats etc. do I need to be concerned about this or how do I clean it up.

What did you shoot it with? Sounds like you needed to roll heavy, but instead brought a pea-shooter?

Or, maybe the J in your handle stands for Jayne?

 

[MeowingCows]

You missed a perfect opportunity to mount it's skull on a small yardpost so that other wrens know not to mess with you.

 

[dosry5]

Do you like zombies? Because this is how you get zombies

 

[BCClone]

Use a power washer Rambo.

 

[JM4CY]

Some explain to me how to post a picture of this little sonofabitch and I’ll show you the bastard.

 

[JM4CY]

BB gun was used. Son told me to use to nerf gun. Told him herky needs more pain. I’ll explain later

 

[ISUAgronomist]

Bleach water

 

[JM4CY]

Bleach water

Clorox spray? That work. Just notice the damned thing crapped on the top of my kids hot wheels.

 

[ISUAgronomist]

Clorox spray? That work. Just notice the damned thing crapped on the top of my kids hot wheels.

Should or take the for sure route.....burn down the garage

 

[GTO]

Somebody's about to ge the bird flu!

 

[cstrunk]

 

[CloneLawman]

Should or take the for sure route.....burn down the garage

 

[CloneGuy8]

 

[JP4CY]

Gonna have to head into the sewers and bring home a trash panda to eat it.

 

[SolonCy]

Next time, wait until night; shine a light in its eyes and then grab it. That's how we caught pigeons in our barn to get rid of them, without shooting holes in the roof with the 12 guage.

And then you have a live Herky to have fun with!

 

[BoxsterCy]