Reggie Smith...

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  1. demoncore1031

    demoncore1031 Well-Known Member

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    When asked about the pass interference flag he picked up late in the game, referee Reggie Smith told a pool reporter: "Per Big 12 policy, officials cannot discuss a judgment call."
     
  2. im4cyru

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    The irony here is that Reggie Smith was the referee (white hat) for Iowa State's two most recent, largest victories; the win over #2 Oklahoma State in 2011 and this seasons victory in Norman. Go figure.
     
  3. mjhavlo76

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    I ordered a pizza at Casey's under the name "Flag". To my surprise, Reggie Smith picked it up. He wasn't the SOB I thought.
     
  4. RedDog

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    Reggie just picked a booger out of my nose, nice guy.
     
  5. CyGuy5

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    Rumors out of Manhattan suggest that many want Reggie Smith as a maid, since he picks up so much laundry.
     
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    Back in the day, way back, a woman might flirt with you by dropping her handkerchief, thus giving the guy the opportunity to pick it up and bring it to her.
    Maybe Reggie just needs to knock a little rust off his whistle?
     
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    Chevy just announced that the new Reggie Smith pick-up will be a sponsor of Big XII football
     
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    A mother and young child trapped under a crashed semi were saved this morning when Reggie Smith happened to pass by and decided to pick up the truck and trailer by himself.
     
  9. ISUCubswin

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    Reggie Smith in the doctors office.

    Nurse: Jacqueline Rodgers, come on back
    Reggie Smith: You sure that doesn't say Reggie Smith?

    Doctor: Reggie, looking at your records, I see you're well past due for your tetanus shot.
    Reggie Smith: No, I don't think so

    Doctor: Reggie, you've been bumping into walls, your shoes don't match, and you're facing the wall while I'm talking to you. I'm afraid you're completely blind.
    Reggie Smith: I don't know what you're talking about, I have 20/20 eyesight
     
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    I heard that Reggie Smith was the mastermind behind the Kinnick "wave."
     
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    I never want to wish anyone ill will, but I firmly believe in karma and whoever is responsible for what happened Saturday should probably be looking over their shoulder.
     
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    After the game, TV showed Reggie Smith heading to the locker room with Joel Lanning coming behind him. Would Lanning bump him? Say something to him?

    Nope. Just ran past. Classy. But a little bump would have been nice.
     
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    #34 tolfbfan, Nov 26, 2017
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    My mom always told me not to **** off because it would cause you to go blind. Reggie Smith, you have been a very, very naughty boy!
     
  15. madguy30

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    I was one who was firmly against Mayfield's stunt last week but Lanning jumping Smith and kicking the crap out of him right there in the tunnel would have been just fine by me. Bring Lazard in for a little elbow drop and CMC in with a folding chair, and ISU's twitter trend hits an all time high.

    I'm imagining something like that scene in High Fidelity with Ian.
     
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  16. madguy30

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    I was one who was firmly against Mayfield's stunt last week but Lanning jumping Smith and kicking the crap out of him right there in the tunnel would have been just fine by me. Bring Lazard in for a little elbow drop and CMC in with a folding chair, and ISU's twitter trend hits an all time high.

    I'm imagining something like that scene in High Fidelity with Ian.
     
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  17. clonedude

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    The Big 12 should call Reggie Smith today and tell him not to worry he still has a job.

    And then a few minutes later call him back and say.... "we're just kidding, after further consultation, your'e fired!!".
     
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