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So I'm walking through the skyway and I look up from the trance that I'm walking in and notice there is a woman walking in front of me. I look to my left and the guys working behind the counter at the donut and ice cream shot are blatantly staring at her. I assume she was rather attractive based on their reaction. Or maybe they were staring at me.
 
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So I'm walking through the skyway and I look up from the trance that I'm walking in and notice there is a woman walking in front of me. I look to my left and the guys working behind the counter at the donut and ice cream shot are blatantly staring at her. I assume she was rather attractive based on their reaction. Or maybe they were staring at me.
Why are you walking in the skyway? We won't get more than 3 or 4 more days of weather above zero like this the rest of this year.
 
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Another keeper I forgot. When wife’s brother moved back to town after a year away. Him and his fiancé needed a place. My wife still owned the house she had lived in and we had rented it out. Luckily (sarcasm here) the House came up for rent. I said never deal with relatives so we wanted to sell. (Wife had bought the house at an unbelievably low price from a motivated seller). Her folks put the squeeze on her to sell to them and they dictated they would only pay what she had paid off in principal. So we got barely nothing and when the fridge broke a year later the MIL came after us. We had left appliances in the house for renters since we had two sets. I had traded out fridges on sale because that one was nicer than ours.

Free fridge and they still wanted us to buy another for them. I told them no and they were just huffy at us for awhile.m

EDIT: if you couldn’t tell, inlaws think my family is loaded (which we aren’t) because we are just more money savvy then them.

@GTO we need a JFC response here. Damn. What the **** is wrong with some of you folks relatives! :eek:
 
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Why are you walking in the skyway? We won't get more than 3 or 4 more days of weather above zero like this the rest of this year.

Because of the risk of a broken hip from getting run over trying to cross a street downtown.

I used the St. Paul skyway all of the time just to get across all of the damn streets without getting killed.
 
Constipated?


not quite but close-ish. For some reason after he goes down for his second stretch of the night, he doesn't sleep as deeply and starts working on his morning constitutional. Not actually getting output, just grunting and stretching and such. Until he wakes back up at 530/6.
 
not quite but close-ish. For some reason after he goes down for his second stretch of the night, he doesn't sleep as deeply and starts working on his morning constitutional. Not actually getting output, just grunting and stretching and such. Until he wakes back up at 530/6.


Always ask the dr first, but maybe you will need to feed a little straight water to him. Ours were bottle feed out of necessity so I can’t answer about nursing, but I know with formula if we mixed it a bit heavy, our oldest had this happen and we had to go straight water occasionally to keep him regular. Easier once he drinks/eats other substances.
 
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