Random Thoughts XII - This Thread Delivers

[BoxsterCy]

Now somewhere out in the Black Mountain hills of Dakota there lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon, and one day his woman ran off with another guy, hit young Rocky in the eye.

Well, this part kind of applies....

Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin
He said, "Danny boy, this is a showdown"
But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner

It was only a BB gun so replace "collapsed" with ran off like startled cat. And.......

And Rocky said, "Doc, it's only a scratch
And I'll be better, I'll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able"

 

[SaraV]

Grrr. . . My low air light came on on the way home from school this morning. Figured I would get gas and fill it up to see if it holds air. At Casey’s, fill up, pulling forward to the air and some jack wagon pulls in and just parks there.

I hate when I need to get air, and someone's parked in that spot.

I'm infuriated at them also on your behalf. Grrrrrr.

 

[oldman]

When they did the ultrasound on our first, they thought her head was smaller than it should be for her time. They wanted to do an amnio, but we declined due to some risk factors, as we were going to keep her whatever turned out. When she was born, her head was looking pretty small and I was worried, but it turned out she was just a cone head, and petite.

 

[SCyclone]

Ha, a couple weeks ago for a 7am flight to Phoenix, a guy got kicked off the plane before it left the gate for being "too drunk to fly". Haven't seen that happen before. I was wondering if he was still drunk from the night before or if he had been at the airport bar that early in the morning.

And that reminded me of this:
"If you've ever been too drunk to fish, you might be a redneck."

 

[SCyclone]

I hate when I need to get air, and someone's parked in that spot.

I'm infuriated at them also on your behalf. Grrrrrr.

THIS is what you need to deal with people like that:

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Ha, a couple weeks ago for a 7am flight to Phoenix, a guy got kicked off the plane before it left the gate for being "too drunk to fly". Haven't seen that happen before. I was wondering if he was still drunk from the night before or if he had been at the airport bar that early in the morning.

It takes some effort to be too drunk to fly at 7am. I gotta commend the guy on his dedication to the cause.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

THIS is what you need to deal with people like that:

Calvin and Hobbes was quite possibly the greatest comic strip of all time

 

[JM4CY]

It takes some effort to be too drunk to fly at 7am. I gotta commend the guy on his dedication to the cause.

I have drunk enough to likely not be able to fly at 7 AM.

 

[SCyclone]

Calvin and Hobbes was quite possibly the greatest comic strip of all time

Agreed. This one is my all-time favorite, I still laugh out loud every time I read it:

Those last two panels just have me gasping for air.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I do like this guy, but he's not really a raccoon.

View attachment 54877

Nope. He's a rabbit.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

No crazy person on a flight will ever top the "mother" of a werewolf baby that was on my flight from DFW to Des Moines last spring. That woman was Bizarre with a capital B.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I have drunk enough to likely not be able to fly at 7 AM.

I've stayed up all night drinking and then caught a flight. By the time you get to the airport and checked in you should have your act together enough to at least walk without staggering. Maybe I was just an exceptional drunk.

 

[SCyclone]

No crazy person on a flight will ever top the "mother" of a werewolf baby that was on my flight from DFW to Des Moines last spring. That woman was Bizarre with a capital B.

Do you have pics? I'd like to see that.

 

[SCyclone]

I've stayed up all night drinking and then caught a flight. By the time you get to the airport and checked in you should have your act together enough to at least walk without staggering. Maybe I was just an exceptional drunk.

Practice makes perfect.

 

[wxman1]

Wait so I shouldn't show up to fly drunk? Yes I am very much joking. I stick strong to 12 hours bottle to throttle.

 

[jcyclonee]

Supposed to have people helping do landscape work tomorrow. Which requires DH doing some tilling today (keep your jokes in your head). But we got like 2-3 inches of rain in the past 48 hours. I'm feebly holding out hope that it somehow still works and isn't a mess of a mud pit. People don't have the same availability next weekend.

We're having people over tomorrow but not for landscaping work. It's the official JCylonee's Old party.

Three days ago the weather forecast was for a high of 62 and rainy so I had a neighbor get his propane heater out of his rafters. Now the forecast is for a high of 82 and no rain.

 

[BCClone]

We're having people over tomorrow but not for landscaping work. It's the official JCylonee's Old party.

Three days ago the weather forecast was for a high of 62 and rainy so I had a neighbor get his propane heater out of his rafters. Now the forecast is for a high of 82 and no rain.

Mumble mumble mother mumble mumble effer mumble no effing mumble mumble invite mumble.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Do you have pics? I'd like to see that.

Not of that one, specifically, but this will give you an idea:
http://www.werepups.com/

This is what I wrote at the time:
There is a woman on my flight with a werewolf "baby". She is trying to "talk shop" with the woman across the aisle from her who has a REAL baby. OY!!!
Friend said: Hopefully neither are crying.
I wish. The baby cried a bit when we took off. Don't mind that at all; they need to clear their ears.
Don't REALLY think the werewolf baby needed to reply, but his "mother" felt it was appropriate. Flight attendant came over and asked the "mother" to turn off her baby. She huffed and said "I notice you didn't tell that woman to "turn off" HER baby!" He kind of did a double take, then said "Ma'am, HER baby doesn't require batteries."

 

[jcyclonee]

Mumble mumble mother mumble mumble effer mumble no effing mumble mumble invite mumble.

Yours must have been lost in the mail.I sent it to:

BC
That one house with the yard
That one town with all the swingers that's not too far from Mason City, IA

 

[VeloClone]

Yours must have been lost in the mail.I sent it to:

BC
That one house with the yard
That one town with all the swingers that's not too far from Mason City, IA

You forgot the ZIP, silly.

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